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fabMADbutSANE. Follow those who entertain, educate, make me think, laugh & frown in a ? way. #veggiefoodie #wine #manics #music #movies #sport #utrecht #♥️🇳🇱

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@pedenan Nice to “see” you😊

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I’m confused- is it already the 2nd half? #hydrationbreak #panveng

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

YOU FUCKING MORON.

Passports are for U.S. citizens traveling abroad.

They are not for people who are 'welcomed'. They are for people already here.

Just melt into sludge already.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Dear @FIFAWorldCup,

On behalf of the entire world, please do not allow Donald Trump the prestigious honor of presenting The Championship Trophy on July 19th.

The honors should go to our gracious co-hosts, President Claudia Pardo or Mexico and Canadian PM Mark Carney.

Trump is a global joke who will leave a toxic, wretched stain on the ceremony, and can't be trusted to not steal the trophy.

The world deserves better.
The players deserve better.
You deserve better.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

- MJF

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I'm confident nobody will share this.

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@acnewsitics Agree, but it’s Football, not socker!

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@anon_opin Same goes with films!

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

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@Simi_2210_ The skin

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@SoVeryBritish Extra mature cheddar cheese, grated carrots and Marmite- best ever sandwich ❤️

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

Cult leader Jim Jones used to fake assassination attempts so that his cult would worship him harder. Just thought I’d share that history with everyone

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@washghost1 You do know that wasps are not Bees?

[Maura DragonHeart 🍀🇺🇸🇮🇪🇮🇹 🌛🌝🌜💙 @maura_resister]

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[RobertFella 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @Bonkavision5]

Too on point not to share. This is great, but too bad the Orange Felon’s enablers won’t let him see it.
This Australian's reply to #Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.
"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."
- Tony Locke

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Crowned at last 🏆

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

These streets are our own ❤️‍🔥

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@piersmorgan

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@ATRightMovies The Champ

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@fesshole FULL of protein!

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@Lucas_Shaw Went to see it tonight.
LOVED the original, but save your money 🫤