mid.humour_

mid memes, mid man, mid life crisis

[Wayne Barton @WayneSBarton]

Medals round their neck, trophies in their hand, Bruno Fernandes in their head

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Troy, but instead of Brad Pitt, it’s Elliot Page.

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[emma @do_not_test_me]

i could look up the word “the” using gmail’s search function and it would gleefully tell me i have never sent or received an email containing that word in my entire life

[doomer @uncledoomer]

we used to be a country

[The Life Of Brian @DaytrippingRed]

This video will haunt, not just Theo Walcott, but Arsenal as a club, for years to come

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Every person with ADHD has a favorite playlist.
It’s called “Liked Songs”.

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

Nobody fell off harder than the hammerhead shark. Was a top shark for me as a kid and now completely obsolete in media and conversation.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

sorry i can’t come tonight i have to doomscroll the internet while the tv plays in the background for comfort

[Kudzai M Mubaiwa, FSA™ | KashKween | MasterOfCoin @FinLitBae]

Arsenal Second. 🍼

[— don @dracosrevenge]

when i was in Primary school i learned about a shape called “Rhombus” and never heard about that word again

[erica @ericanextdooor]

birds of a feather waka flock together

[Solo @solokel24]

cleaning your car will make you realize niggas in the backseat have no respect for you

[𝓐𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷 ☆ ☆ ☆ @desi0re]

Been so worried about getting my life together I almost forgot I've achieved some of my childhood dreams

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this drip is actually unreal