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it’s just twitter

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 BREAKING: Kylian Mbappé is in CONTENTION for the 2026 Ballon d’Or. @diarios

[EVERYBODY’S DADDY @ayoagbato]

First time in a long time the Balon D’or might be going to the actual best player in the world

[Spencer Morgan @spencermorgan93]

Would bring huge credibility back to the award

Clearly the best player in the world

[Chinx @justChinks]

I once mistakenly dated a content creator
Tripods get set up and entrances into rooms are repeated 6-7 times. It’s a foolish man’s sport

[SBUSISO @SbuMasang]

No man Johannesburg is dirty again and overcrowded by foireners Kant what was Ngizwe and Phakel’umthakathi doing? 🙆‍♂️

[OGi 🐐 @BCNOgi]

Lamine needs to stop watching porn. Only thing on his mind is big booty latinas. Its really affecting his play

[Pule Letshwiti-Jones @pule_jones]

NOW:

The suspects, aged between 20 and 47, comprise two Mexican nationals, two Zimbabwean nationals and one Malawian national.

@eNCA

[DRE💔 @Motion_Boy_]

Woke up around 2am to pee and I overheard my mom praying for me.
I can't fail!!

[F.C. København @FCKobenhavn]

Presenting our new South African lion.... Thapelo Maseko 🇿🇦🦁

#fcklive

[𝓁 @sexierrrrr]

regardless of how you were raised, it’s your job to grow up

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Lock her up!!! 😭😭😭😭

[Gorjas Mohale @BlckPorcelain]

This is not sustainable. Tell me why electricity is so expensive. Ngeke. Do something, @CyrilRamaphosa!

[Sizwe Dhlomo @SizweDhlomo]

iMadlanga is not about to end anytime soon… Kusekuningi okuzayo.

[Russell Westbrook @russwest44]

Sometimes you don’t even know when you’ve already watched the end.

You had to be there. And now it’s over.

[LadyM1306!🇳🇬 @LadyM1306]

But this is a fact. EFF had numbers until “find creative ways to enter South Africa” …

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Hotels letting you in at 4pm but kicking you out at 10am is one of the most accepted scams in travel.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Honestly, doing absolutely nothing at work is way more mentally draining than actually being busy.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

can’t believe it’s already August. time flies when you live life on survival mode and work everyday of your fucking life.

[Henri Sibs®️ ♊ 🇿🇦☠️ @Henri_Sibs]

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