Dustin Hoffman’s Muse

we up

[Dustin Hoffman’s Muse @baconjake737]

Good weekend I want the rest of my life to be good weeks and weekends with you @twinfantussy

[Dustin Hoffman’s Muse @baconjake737]

My favorite party trick for working with kids is being able to beat them at Connect 4 with my eyes closed

[jake @wormpuller]

Calling in fat and sleepy to work

[Chris @citehchris]

a walkable city is not enough i need it to also have an imax 70mm theater and a really old bowling alley

[Maya Ishii-Peters Moves To Tuckahoe @meltingmom3nt]

I would probably still eat it! I’m not just going to throw it away lol. Like everyone else did to me. I wouldn’t hurt this pizza the same way all of the people that I’ve come across did. It doesn’t deserve that.

[Bat | 🐅 ⊹₊ @cowboymiggy]

how it feels waking up to unhealthy air quality instead of hazardous

[Dustin Hoffman’s Muse @baconjake737]

@twinfantussy Woahhhh momma 😋

[Snail υ´• ﻌ •`υ🏳️‍⚧️🐌🐾 @Snailington_]

Raise yo paw if you love burgers and dr peppa 🐶🍔🥤

[Dustin Hoffman’s Muse @baconjake737]

@C0MMIECUM Many such cases (my step mom too)

[Dustin Hoffman’s Muse @baconjake737]

@twinfantussy

[Dustin Hoffman’s Muse @baconjake737]

@twinfantussy Pack Requiem!

[Dustin Hoffman’s Muse @baconjake737]

@jslappss Tell Taylor I said hello

[Dustin Hoffman’s Muse @baconjake737]

@googlyeyesluvr Omg I misread those I thought you meant like an nda you can’t talk to the press about it for 3 weeks!!

[Dustin Hoffman’s Muse @baconjake737]

@googlyeyesluvr What does that even mean????

[Dustin Hoffman’s Muse @baconjake737]

If I ever have a kid I need them to be a bit of a loser in high school for my sanity’s sake

[Dustin Hoffman’s Muse @baconjake737]

@googlyeyesluvr She needs to get on Facebook dating and chill out

[c @wujuskinny]

having a 777 credit score at 25

[Dustin Hoffman’s Muse @baconjake737]

The second I start being able to contribute to savings again

[Dustin Hoffman’s Muse @baconjake737]

Years ago I told my grandma I was bi and she stopped, thought a sec, and hit me with “you know if things were different back then, I would’ve liked to have been with a woman instead of your grandpa”

[whales ☁️ @cowboywale]

happy pride month… racontez-moi vos coming out je suis curieux

[Dustin Hoffman’s Muse @baconjake737]

@doomednick Damn what the heck happens between now and in RE9 I thought this was the new James Bond game and I just finished RE2

[Dustin Hoffman’s Muse @baconjake737]

@MasterBo117 @grahamformaine Elon Musk is South African, dumbass