TheManwithNoHands

local Garbage man

[TheManwithNoHands @baconman1453]

Man we live in a world where the sitting president tweets about snoop dog shooting the previous president.

[TheManwithNoHands @baconman1453]

@JonTronShow did you lose weight? Lookin good boi

[wint @dril]

people come up to me and say, "I will never use the bathroom. I will never shit" and i gotta tell them pal, sooner or later youre gonna shit

[wint @dril]

pleased to announce that i will shatter all barriers in 2017 by becoming the first adult gerber baby

[TheManwithNoHands @baconman1453]

@FuckYouFrank but now they iz kangz an shiiiet so they traded up

[TheManwithNoHands @baconman1453]

@FuckYouFrank well In the context of the world we're looking at America first no matter what then, then all my shitposting on k will pay off

[TheManwithNoHands @baconman1453]

@FuckYouFrank the left is certainly getting there these days, given the attitude the two sides have these days I wonder who will do it first

[TheManwithNoHands @baconman1453]

@FuckYouFrank people get far too asshurt about disagreeing with others, it's like coexistence isn't an option to some people

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Departing Obama Tearfully Shoos Away Loyal Drone Following Him Out Of White House https://t.co/N4aFKVoBlF

[TheManwithNoHands @baconman1453]

Had to reinstall twitter to keep up with our president, sad!

[Bobby Larsen @_ASAPBobby]

If you don't engage with people you disagree with I'm not sure what your plan for bettering society is

[TheManwithNoHands @baconman1453]

@WentzAnthony @Gillette @starwars I'm a free agent

[TheManwithNoHands @baconman1453]

REMEMBER TO BUY YOUR STAR WARS SHAVING GEAR. SHAVE LIKE VADER WITH THIS FUCKER RIGHT HERE https://t.co/6C7lvmpIJt

[Gillette @Gillette]

Watch our collaboration with #RogueOne: https://t.co/9h6mj2KZgY. And see Rogue One: A @StarWars Story in theatres December 16.

[Jennifer Bendery @jbendery]

DNC held its first staff meeting today since Clinton's loss. This happened. https://t.co/Su3DLDdOhH

[TheManwithNoHands @baconman1453]

But Metallica is releasing a new album in like 9 days, so that's something everyone should be happy about

[TheManwithNoHands @baconman1453]

If Russia can make it through what it's been throug over the last 700 years, America will be just fucking fine

[TheManwithNoHands @baconman1453]

This nation will stand through the test of this election, whether you support it or not.

[TheManwithNoHands @baconman1453]

And believe it or not, it takes a lot more than 4 years to undo people's opinions

[TheManwithNoHands @baconman1453]

The United States had had worse, and it has had better, such is the flow of history, 4 years isn't the end of all life as we know it