Renton

Getting my meep on

[(No) Signal @NopeSignal]

Master Hand voice: “It’s called the multiverse, Mario.”

The 45 year old man sitting behind me holding a 2008 camcorder: “OOOOOHHH!!! OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! THEY’RE ACTUALLY DOING IT!!!!”

[Renton @bacontoothpick]

Welp

[Renton @bacontoothpick]

Daredevil show sucked ass I think I'm finally free from the clutches of the MCU

[SEMATARY GRAVE MAN 𐕣 𐕣 𐕣 @SEMATARYGRAVEMN]

Bob Odenkirk

[vost @foolibuster]

the christmas cretin.

[DiscussingFish @DiscussingFish]

First Look at M’Baku and Tron Ares in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’:

“King M’Baku of Wakanda”

“John Tron. The Grid.”

[Jazz Dispensary @jazzdispensary]

trans person: i’m trans

society: okay

vince guaraldi: christmas time is here

snoopy jon bernthal: lemme tell you something charlie brown

[Renton @bacontoothpick]

Hang it up, Bruce 😭😭

[Renton @bacontoothpick]

@Ssnyder1835 @frankmartinbox @Jock4twenty @BollandBrian @sanfordgreene Sent my partner to grab a copy from a local record shop while I was at work. They told me they walked in, went up to the counter and said "hey my boyfriend sent me to see if you have--" and the guy working there without skipping a beat said "Absolute Batman?". Fantastic issue

[jonathan @jnsyaaa]

the r/bald subreddit is an example of wholesome masculine body-positivity

every post is a guy showing his clearly-past-the-point-of-no-return thinning hair & asking "is it time?" and the top reply is always this image

[4EvilResident2 @4Evil_Resident2]

Joker: I just poisoned the Gotham reservoir with my joker fish Batman! Hahahaha!!!
Absolute Joker:

[Renton @bacontoothpick]

Better luck next year @ClubChalamet

[Alex @sanpellyenjoyer]

Peter … Peter … It comes with egg roll … you didn’t have to order it separately

[Jorge Rodríguez @jorgertg98]

"Oh wow, i didn't know there were other superheroes in this world"
First thing when you put on the TV: Hiiiiii, I'm Diana and I love you all very much 🥰
Second thing when you put on the TV: BANE YOU FUCKING CUNT COME TO GOTHAM STADIUM TONIGHT IF YOU HAVE THE BALLS BITCH

[Jipion @Jipion]

North Koreans reacting to “PeanutButterGamer” at the Pyongyang International Film Festival

[audrey @phlegmme]

You got chucklebaited by laughslop

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

He knew

[🛸Dan 10K🛸 @DanBoyWonder]

When was the last time the game witnessed aura like this?