jakob 🇵🇸

miscellaneous unc, shooter of poison

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

It was clear as Bleday who was gonna win NL Player of the Month

@BledayJay

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

Sam Altman is in town declaring victory on a data center project they had to pass without public comment. We need Terms of Engagement at the federal level to keep Big Tech from rolling over state and local governments to shove projects down our throats without clear protections.

[jakob 🇵🇸 @jmpiper11]

@TJStats wondering why ashcraft over burns. is it an innings thing?

[jakob 🇵🇸 @jmpiper11]

chase burns on the mound

[jakob 🇵🇸 @jmpiper11]

@brt5499 this sox team is fun, i've enjoyed watching a few of their games this year

[Thomas Nestico @TJStats]

Intra-Division Record

[jakob 🇵🇸 @jmpiper11]

@MSUSparsuns @TJStats are you nine years old

[jakob 🇵🇸 @jmpiper11]

@MSUSparsuns @TJStats i'm baffled that the best burn you could come up with is "nestliberal" that might be the most poorly crafted insult i have ever seen

[jakob 🇵🇸 @jmpiper11]

@nayjay39 should've streamed pistons

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

THIS. TEAM. DOES. NOT. QUIT.

#ATOBTTR

[jakob 🇵🇸 @jmpiper11]

@xAutumnAura COTA sucks lmao this person is smoking dick

[COMBATE |🇵🇷 @upholdreality]

Lula Da Silva:

"The world spends $2.7 trillion a year on weapons while people starve."

"With every war Israel starts, somehow the last shot always has to land in Lebanon."

"They talk about Cuba being socialist, while Haiti starves next door -- and nobody says a word."

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

3 shutouts in 10 games mood:

[jakob 🇵🇸 @jmpiper11]

@keat_pegg @Kevin63041148 @jmaccole45 @CharlieG__ i know the injuries are frustrating as a fan but lodolo and greene combined for 9 bWAR last year. they definitely help us

[jakob 🇵🇸 @jmpiper11]

@TJStats i will always believe in you connor phillips

[World Baseball Classic @WBCBaseball]

TEAM VENEZUELA 🇻🇪
CHAMPS 🏆
#WORLDBASEBALLCLASSIC

[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

North America chose suburbs over commie blocks and became antisocial to the point of being so paranoiacally distrusting of their neighbors they ushered in constant surveillance with ring cameras and threaten them at gunpoint to protect gaudy ecologically unstable lawns. Curious!

[aves @WNBAPILLED]

SOUND THE ALARMS IN TEL AVIV ITS VENEZUELAN BOMBS OVERHEAD