Rio Wellard

[Rio Wellard @bad_boy_Rio]

Tracy is a dog. Not one of them nice dogs you wanna cuddle, one of them annoying little cunts that bark non-stop every time they see the postman. And she's butters

[Rio Wellard @bad_boy_Rio]

Looks like football is on its way home.

Unlike Tracy's mum lol

[Rio Wellard @bad_boy_Rio]

What would you rather see come home?

[Rio Wellard @bad_boy_Rio]

Who stole my Maroon 5 CD?

[Rio Wellard @bad_boy_Rio]

My name's Rio fucking Wellard of course I can do the floss you cunt

[Rio Wellard @bad_boy_Rio]

I only wear this du-rag because of my shocking hairline. 14 years old looking like Harry Hill

[Rio Wellard @bad_boy_Rio]

@TrashBaXies @kieraleach991 I live by the sea

[Rio Wellard @bad_boy_Rio]

Work hard, play hard, Wellard 👊

[Rio Wellard @bad_boy_Rio]

@AUBAM14NG Just like your mumma in bed

[Rio Wellard @bad_boy_Rio]

Roses are red
They smell nice to me
Who the fuck has stolen
My Maroon 5 CD

[Rio Wellard @bad_boy_Rio]

Just got a new Maroon 5 CD for Easter, and someone's pinched it already. Swear I'm gonna burn this place down to the ground

[Rio Wellard @bad_boy_Rio]

Kiss my fat Wellard cock and call me Harrison

[Rio Wellard @bad_boy_Rio]

When you put really hot food in your mouth and realise you've made a big mistake #wellard

[Rio Wellard @bad_boy_Rio]

Just realised how big my cock is. New year same me

[Rio Wellard @bad_boy_Rio]

If you turn on your Maroon 5 CD at exactly 11:57:28 then I still wouldn't have found it by New Years Day, as it's gone missing

[Rio Wellard @bad_boy_Rio]

The dumping ground is basically just a giant orgy

[Rio Wellard @bad_boy_Rio]

Woke up. Told Duke he's a pagan. Went back to bed. Fuck these fat fuckers man

[Rio Wellard @bad_boy_Rio]

Sucking cock on a Tuesday morning

[Rio Wellard @bad_boy_Rio]

Friday was made for getting stoned with Crash

[Rio Wellard @bad_boy_Rio]

If ur A levels are not what you'd hoped for, just remember there is always room on the streets for your useless ass