Nicki

[Nicki @B3P0sitive]

@JamesMelville I said exactly the same thing! Not in the spirit of togetherness at all. Awful reporting to create a negative story. Poor form indeed x

[Nicki @B3P0sitive]

A nice bit of animal news for you @gregjames @BBCR1 (and it's even better that it's duck related 🦆🤣)

BBC News - Case quacked: Flying duck caught by Swiss speed camera is repeat offender
https://t.co/Mgj5Zj0aJr

[Nicki @B3P0sitive]

Actual joke!!!! Only VIP available 😡😡😡😡 #fivepresale #fivetour

[Nicki @B3P0sitive]

Telling anyone who'll listen about #ParadiseHulu by @Dan_Fogelman - it's mind-blowing and totally captivating! I don't think I took a breath throughout episode 7 - it was insanely tense! Thank you for making such great TV!!
UK fan ☺️

[Nicki @B3P0sitive]

@StrictlySparks @Aaronplem Hiya, just wondering how they're filling the time without Wynne and Katya's routines? Heading to Manchester this weekend x

[Nicki @B3P0sitive]

@bushontheradio Chuck a stock cube in with your pasta and then grated cheese on top....that got me through my GCSEs twenty years ago and it's my go-to comfort lunch now

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Let’s just declare it Autumn now and crack on with soups, stews and scarves.

[Nicki @B3P0sitive]

@MoneySavingExp *drunk

[Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky @watsoncomedian]

We’re just not made for this many chats, that’s why people go mad on here. If you were at a party and made a remark about tennis, but two people turned it into an argument about Biden, and someone else shouted WE DON’T TALK ENOUGH ABOUT OWLS, you’d lock yourself in the toilet.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“The table is booked for 1pm and it takes 10 minutes to drive there so we’ll leave the house at 12.50pm”

These ‘no margin of error’ people really scare me. I’d much prefer to leave at 12.20pm and then sit in the car for half an hour, please.

[Nicki @B3P0sitive]

@twelvatron Never seen one like it xx

[Ben Jenkins @bencjenkins]

You should be able to purchase a big swig of Sprite. 90% of the time that’s all the Sprite you need. 40 cents seems fair.

[Nicki @B3P0sitive]

Just give @RATW_official all the awards now! Every year it blows us away and it deserves more recognition for being the most magnificent thing on television 🌍♥️

#raceacrosstheworld

[Nicki @B3P0sitive]

@GigaBasedDad @twelvatron 🤣

[Nicki @B3P0sitive]

@hardestgeezer @ArdenPrimary 🙂🙂

[Nicki @B3P0sitive]

@gregjames Oh this is absolutely brilliant!!! Properly made me laugh out loud 🤣🤣

[Nicki💗 @AwkwardAndOdd]

Did the Bermuda Triangle just stop working one day? Why does no one spontaneously combust anymore? What happened to all the quicksand???

[Nicki @B3P0sitive]

@DanWuori Our daughter still says "up-slide down" for upside down. She's 4 and once we correct her it's gone forever so it'll always be "up-slide down" for us 🙂🙂

[Nicki @B3P0sitive]

Is this a joke? This is actually what you and your Tory mates have been doing for years 🤬😠

[ITVPolitics @ITVNewsPolitics]

.@BorisJohnson: 'Without democracy governments will become corrupt and they will be run by an elite who will hand power to other members of that elite down the generations and that will have a terrible effect on the rule of law'