no

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

every single one of my friends will get a bone from my skeleton when i die

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Justin Timberlake when the officer told him to walk a straight line

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

I hate when girls say they love to travel or enjoy physical touch. Those are both fouls. We will lose the game

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

her: are you fucking stupid?

me:

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

happy international women’s day

[aphrodite @alyvivianna]

i hate seeing guys behind the dj booth u wanna be a bad bitch so bad

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Just got my laser, pssy smooth like a dolphin 🐱 🐬

[emma @emma_____weaver]

sugar is just gay salt

[no @bad_qt_002]

@jojojok_92 happy bday to my 1 & only king

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

can I bedazzle my vaccine card

[helena riley @freshhel]

There is a team of scientists in my apartment trying to figure out what the vibe is for lunch

[Fiscal Black Belt @filthymeeks]

It’s gotta be this

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Look,Am i the perfect woman? Yes. But do i still have my flaws? No. But does that mean everyone should be fatally in love with me? Yes

[a bitch that shits @misslargelobes]

You’re telling me a banana nut in this muffin?

[no @bad_qt_002]

if ur over the age of 8 u should not be legally allowed to wear ur hair in pigtail buns

[no @bad_qt_002]

the gynecologist told me i looked cute when i walked into the check up room....... this is the most foreplay i have received in months