Fiscal Black Belt

A samurai does not walk quickly, nor does he speak negatively of others. He/him

[Fiscal Black Belt @filthymeeks]

Here’s a thread of my thoughts from the last week that I couldn’t tweet:

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KG clears all of them

[B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff]

Ranking the Top 10 rookies in baseball after 60 games 👶

(via @JoelReuterBR)

[Fiscal Black Belt @filthymeeks]

I will always go with the guy with a lower ERA and more IP in less starts. Sorry Miz. Great month tho

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

Jacob Misiorowski & Cristopher Sánchez DOMINATED the month of May!

Tune in to MLB Central at 11am ET to see who takes home NL Pitcher of the Month honors 📺

[Fiscal Black Belt @filthymeeks]

He’s the first NFL player from any team ever to appear on Madden NFL 27

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Caleb Williams is the first Bears player to appear on the cover of “Madden NFL 27.”

More via @CourtneyRCronin:

https://t.co/LXuxaNIlYU

[Fiscal Black Belt @filthymeeks]

@goodmrtweetman I suppose that’s what I get for picking King Rape. Though at the time the rebounds were a lot more appetizing than the points. If I’d known I was gonna get a bunch of team-first pansies, I would’ve operated differently

[Fiscal Black Belt @filthymeeks]

This is the best I’ve been able to get :(

[Fiscal Black Belt @filthymeeks]

@goodmrtweetman They just gave me 80s Utah back-to-back for the first two 😖

[Fiscal Black Belt @filthymeeks]

Mine 😃

DH Reynolds
1B Horwitz
CF Cruz
2B Lowe
RF O’Hearn
LF Mangum
SS Griffin
3B Gonzales
C Endy

[Deaf Yinzer @deafyinzer]

my perfect lineup

1) griffin
2) lowe
3) reynolds
4) o’hearn
5) gonzalez
6) cruz
7) horwitz
8) endy
9) mangum

#letsgobucs

[Fiscal Black Belt @filthymeeks]

@goodmrtweetman I mostly just haven’t gotten lucky enough with my spins. Tend to use both skips every time and still end up with at least one crappy choice

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Mr. Beast has all that money and zero swag

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TJ from Love Island’s lip filler makes me queasy 🤢

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There are plenty of evil people in Philadelphia (and wonderful people, let’s not get hung up on my wording), but my least favorite demographic by far is Phillies fan riding Septa for the first time since last season

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@TheAlexSylvian Bro forgot Tenet

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Completely idiotic thoughtless bullshit. This pissed me off so bad I can’t even enjoy my tuna melt that I just made. Just chewing completely through it with my powerful mandible like it doesn’t exist

[audrey @phlegmme]

The green M&M is the sexy one so you’d think the other M&Ms would have signature traits like the silly one, the intelligent one, the maternal one etc. But they don’t

[Fiscal Black Belt @filthymeeks]

@theistinthought @cljack You’re a huge pussy!

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@TalkinBaseball_ In baseball terms, I take a four-seamer and beam it at your head full speed

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@Breadeveryday1

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

BRYAN REYNOLDS. BALLGAME.

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

The voice of Patrick Star calling the Pierogi Race was not on our bingo card. 😭

[Fiscal Black Belt @filthymeeks]

Really bad look for Zohran to be hanging out with one of the richest and most powerful gamblers in the US

[maisie @pierogilover01]

welp there we have it folks… yikes. zohran being associated with the man who wouldn’t let his best friends lift his big red car is a baddddd look.