Michael

(he/him) words in @eqmm, @Cracked and @PointsInCase . All Tweets presented in Doublevision (where drunk)

[Michael @bad_shakespeare]

Feels so real now!

[Sarauniya of Kaduna @Gwazavictoria]

Ex convicts are humans too!!!
She was only protecting her sister

[Michael @bad_shakespeare]

@HeroWithinInc

[Michael @bad_shakespeare]

They’re going to race in the afterlife, aren’t they. They’re going full Drive Angry.

Bring in Nicolas Cage, cowards.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Vin Diesel says that Brian will return in the final ‘FAST & FURIOUS’ movie.

(Source: FuelFest/TikTok)

[Michael @bad_shakespeare]

@NewbyRichard3 I like Tom Holland. I thought he even made a good Nathan Drake.

But no. Absolutely not.

[Michael @bad_shakespeare]

@Srirachachau “She’s not dead. She’s nosferatu”
“She’s Italian!?”

Gets me every time. Not his best but some funny moments.

[Michael @bad_shakespeare]

Did the conclave people even look at my resume?

[Michael @bad_shakespeare]

@ScottMendelson

[Michael @bad_shakespeare]

I hope Hollywood learns the real lesson from SINNERS which is that you should put two Michael B. Jordans in every movie.

[Prime Video @PrimeVideo]

Two heads are better than one. Heads of State is coming to Prime Video July 2.

[Michael @bad_shakespeare]

Every moment of this trailer seems like a 30 Rock joke and I’m here for every minute of it.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘HEADS OF STATE’, an action film starring Idris Elba and John Cena as the U.K. Prime Minister and U.S. President.

Directed by Ilya Naishuller (‘Nobody’, ‘Hardcore Henry’)

Releasing July 2 on Prime Video.

[Michael @bad_shakespeare]

@ThatKevinSmith Hey you accidentally left Washington DC off the list.

[Michael @bad_shakespeare]

@1followernodad They started with movies they didn’t like so they could say “it’s successful but not SUCCESSFUL.” now they’re shocked that every headline reads like this.

Sinners was fantastic by the way.

[Michael @bad_shakespeare]

@wisecrack

[Michael @bad_shakespeare]

@alamodrafthouse

[Michael @bad_shakespeare]

@KITHOnline @DaveSFoley @BrucioMcCulloch @Mark_DMcKinney @kevinthekith @ScottThompson_

[Michael @bad_shakespeare]

@Srirachachau

[Michael @bad_shakespeare]

@NewbyRichard3 Yay for the movie.

Boo for the several rounds of “Wes Anderson style” discourse that’s sure to follow.

[Michael @bad_shakespeare]

@MuseZack But why would they do research when they already told us which movies are going to be great and which ones are terrible based on who’s in them and how they can manipulate budget numbers?

[Michael @bad_shakespeare]

Critics right now.

[Michael @bad_shakespeare]

Not a bad idea.

I’d also add a mandatory six month prison sentence if you use your phone during the movie.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Paramount's advice to movie theaters 🍿

• Limit trailers
• No ads
• Matinee pricing until 6PM
• Discounted tickets on multiple weekdays

(via @ERCboxoffice)