Father Time

[Happy Friar @Tonyy394]

So where are all those padres “fans” that were pissed that manny was gonna opt out 🤔🤔

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This classified documents thing is so perfectly politics. Everybody who said it was nothing with Trump now screaming about it with Biden and vice versa. Throw them all in the ocean.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Lebron knew he was gonna drop 40

Of Course he did https://t.co/Pjs92pqtBw

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Lebron is out there fighting for his dear life @patbevpod

[David Sacks @DavidSacks]

MSM: We’re not reporting your evidence-free claim.

[Mountain of evidence drops.]

MSM: That’s old news.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@FoxNews The Constitution is greater than any President. End of story.

[Father Time @bad_takes_only]

@espn Maybe, just maybe, nobody actually cares what Lebron has to say on some things.

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

Incredible

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

If you have more than 40 browser tabs open, you can’t be trusted.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

CDC Warns Of New 'Stealth' COVID Variant Where You Test Negative And Get No Symptoms
https://t.co/xYHowlHdnR

[Genevieve Roch-Decter, CFA @GRDecter]

The government can keep track of every $600 transaction the average person makes, but couldn't keep track of billions FTX stole

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

@unusual_whales Oh dear God, no.

[Lakers All Day Everyday @LADEig]

Austin Reaves bumped into some baddies & turned into prime Kobe 😭

Lakers undefeated since 🤣

[cevo @cryptocevo]

The greatest comeback

[Lonzo Bull @skinnysn1per]

@TheNBACentral “i rember telling sonya, don’t get the abortion. This kid will be the best shooter the nba has ever seen”

[litquidity @litcapital]

BREAKING: Binance has reached an agreement to acquire embattled nation El Salvador and is rebranding to El Binanco

[MMA Roasted @MMARoasted]

Beto O'Rourke is 2 losses away from fighting Jake Paul.

[Team DREAMVILLE @TeamDreamville]

Look at Cole’s face. LeBron lying about something 😭😭

[no context curb your enthusiasm @ProManimalUnity]

𝗩𝗢𝗧𝗘

[Hoops @Hoopss]

The Book Lie https://t.co/VZi8aGcjfv