Top Marx

Always first up in the morning. Always the last man standing. Always in the money. Always get the girl. Show me a heap, and I'm on top of it.

[Top Marx @badbadstepdad]

Panoptibob

[DOZA🧐 @lil_doza]

Young Bob single handedly facilitated the arrest of 11 paytriots who were at the Southampton riots.

🤣 Lmaoo

[Top Marx @badbadstepdad]

@tweetcunha @cityzenken_ Imaginary?

[Jake @OldTVReference]

Instead of a Wolverine game they should do a Beast game where Kelsey Grammer reprises the role. Also he’s not blue and he has a brother named Niles and he has to host the perfect dinner party for Seattle’s finest

[Nicole @Nicolethebear]

@0lliOlli @sxswlndn @hasanthehun @wesstreeting 😂🙃 Impeccable strategy

[Top Marx @badbadstepdad]

@Sunny_files @second_sailing Is there, yeah?
https://t.co/eXNuZA7BFn

[Pat_Madl @patmadl]

@sullymygoodname There's a romanticism to being the last one in the house awake. It's liberating

[Kachii @badasskachii]

We are officially in World Cup month. Please leave your xG charts, pressing percentages, and defensive metrics in the club season. International tournament football is strictly decided by pure vibes, individual brilliance, tactical survival, and a random goalkeeper turning into prime Lev Yashin for two weeks. Enjoy the entertainment and put the spreadsheets away.

[Top Marx @badbadstepdad]

@robert91165 @BBCPolitics No but being able to pay bills brings hope and joy.

[Top Marx @badbadstepdad]

"I'll tell you something that's not so funny. Right now, Gabriel Magalhães is at home, crying like a little girl!"

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

📸 - GABRIEL MAGALHAES IS CRYING RIGHT NOW! 💔

[Top Marx @badbadstepdad]

Fuck everything about St Pauli except gorgeous gorgeous boy Jackson Irvine.

[The European Football Express @TheEuroFE]

📉🇩🇪 ST PAULI RELEGATED!!!

After two years back in the Bundesliga, St Pauli have been relegated on the final day after losing to Wolfsburg!

St Pauli had the bragging rights of being a league above their city rivals Hamburg but now they’re back in the second tier.

[Top Marx @badbadstepdad]

@samstone46 @PoisonousPlum @arianajasmine__

[Top Marx @badbadstepdad]

@ScottMescu6250 @bunieltheo @nikicaga @ghayo0da It's not beyond a joke. It is literally a joke.

[Top Marx @badbadstepdad]

@AllianceJamaica @tobyasky Bristol City?

[Top Marx @badbadstepdad]

@Goldco69

[Top Marx @badbadstepdad]

No restaurants of course. Famously "the restaurant" was invented in 1994 by Sir Jonathan Restaurant.

[Elaine Craig @ElaineC54590844]

This is exactly how life was, no eating out, no going for coffee, no restaurants and no holidays either. It’s just the way things were, there was no disposable cash and no ‘canned entertainment.’ The world of expectation is very different now.

[Top Marx @badbadstepdad]

@MckSkelly @w_bravel Pep didn't sign Sterling.

[Top Marx @badbadstepdad]

@socialtherap @MC_frnk Rico Lewis inverted from full back, no?

[Top Marx @badbadstepdad]

@gyokeresisobese @nawaf_algham19 @AliceTalksFooty He played 92 minutes. In total.

[Top Marx @badbadstepdad]

@ibzsmo3k Whenever that melt Fabrizio decides to leak it.

[Top Marx @badbadstepdad]

@joanne1894 @lauraxcivetta @THEMOSTONBLUE @Dannynn__ @sanddoda I appreciate she might be a bandwagon-jumping modern fan with no connection to the club (no idea) but that's what makes someone plastic, not wanting genocide supporters out of your club.

[Top Marx @badbadstepdad]

@joanne1894 @lauraxcivetta @THEMOSTONBLUE @Dannynn__ @sanddoda That is quite the opposite of being plastic.