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[eh-LIH-zuh-beth @badcactimom]

I’m back

[eh-LIH-zuh-beth @badcactimom]

Moving out of my first solo apt and I’m like, actually really sad.

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

kendrick bringing out serena williams to crip walk after drake stalked that woman publicly for years and obsessively threw shots at her for turning him down is so wild, that man is the definition of chaotic good

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

kendrick getting serena williams to crip walk while performing not like us is nasty work

[grace @thatgalgrass]

if I send this to u it means not only am I celebrating ur downfall, I orchestrated it

[𝕁𝕒𝕜𝕠𝕓 🌟 @jakedc6]

At least Bobby Dynamite’s name was free of anything juice related because I was NOT going to call that man “Bobby the HVAC technician”

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning new leak, this photo of Donald Trump and Kevin Roberts (the author of Project 2025) flying in Trump’s private jet has surfaced. Retweet to make sure everyone knows these two are inextricably linked.

[eh-LIH-zuh-beth @badcactimom]

Between the Astros and the debate tonight my blood pressure cannot.

[eh-LIH-zuh-beth @badcactimom]

“Fake numbers”

[Racism Watchdog @RacismDog]

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

[BIBA @bibaliography]

the worst part about being a yapper is when ur mid yap and realize how much you’ve yapped but you’re not even half way done w the yap so all u can do is apologize and keep yapping

[eh-LIH-zuh-beth @badcactimom]

Belize

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Words @itswords_]

Sometimes

[Echo 🔆 @TheEcho13]

It’s illegal to sell a puppy within 8 weeks of birth because it’s deemed cruel to separate it from its mother but corporate America expects women to return to work 4 weeks after giving birth.

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

they need to have a ladies night at auto shops like they do at clubs, $15 oil changes after 11am every Thursday!!