Cameron

[Cameron @badcamfly]

That’s my birthday

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

A trailer in a movie theater ended with "November 20th" and a guy loudly said, "thats my birthday" and a random guy said "happy birthday"

[bear @iamblackbear]

u cant un mountain dew whats already been mountain done.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

What. A. Goal. 😍

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Cameron @badcamfly]

the killers playing at the champions league final

[georgie @georgsoup]

just sold my bed because i realized i’m awake for most of the day

[Ben Wright @benwright]

I'm not being hyperbolic when I say this is legitimately one of the greatest strikes I have ever seen.

[🚂Scott🇹🇹 @heyyyscott]

Man it’s a

[Ryan Ribeiro @Ryan__Ribeiro]

Zootopia 2 has better odds to win Best Picture at The Oscars than the Dallas Cowboys do to win the Super Bowl 😭😭

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Clown, by Georges Rouault, 1912

[𝙰𝚂𝙷⚾️ @ashelai_]

The urge to smack people with this would be uncontrollable

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Hey, Matt, I hear you like ‘em young.

[Cameron @badcamfly]

@badtylerfly @klaykuban @klaykuban would’ve beat us both this week haha. but now he’s just the LeBronze medal on LeBron’s birthday

[Cameron @badcamfly]

@badtylerfly so close 😩

[Cameron @badcamfly]

@badtylerfly 👀👀👀👀👀👀

[Cameron @badcamfly]

@badtylerfly I really needed something, anything to distract me from how bad united is playing this season

[Cameron @badcamfly]

@badtylerfly you nervous yet?

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

What Amad ending.

[Thomas 🏆🏆🏆 @SubwayTJ]

Carly on the set of iCarly:

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Washington hasn’t stopped dreaming