“So you paid for a subscription to watch Reds baseball this year?”
“That’s right.”
“And the team has been terrible your entire life?”
“That’s correct Dave”
“And you thought that this year would be different?”
“Yes”
“Are the games at least fun to watch?”
“No”
“Is the broadcast at least enjoyable?”
“No Dave”
I wish it was socially acceptable to ask how people afford things, like your house is so nice, you go out to eat 3 times a week, and are always on vacation, are you in debt?