Chad Christian

Fighting Entropy

[Chad Christian @badchad]

@zachlanebryan They don’t not go crazy. They are crazy.

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@elonmusk All respect due to Mr. Rogan, but I betcha Ted Nugent would have drilled right through it.

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@FrancoisDavel @HelpfulNotes Probably a very scary black assault rifle with a collapsible stock and a murderous extended “clip”.

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@elonmusk Sort of. Except one of them is a megalomaniacal supervillain bent on destroying humanity. The other one is a comic book character.

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@jordanbpeterson Truth is uncomfortable for those who take their comfort in lies. Censorship exists to conform thought.

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@MTFISHING @elonmusk @rowancheung And it’s already installed…

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@elonmusk @CasaBonita @SouthPark Hey Elon, let’s you and I get jobs as dishwashers! Unless you want to be the hero.. then I can be the gorilla. Good times!

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@_blonde_moment Fetal alcohol syndrome is real and has consequences.

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@zachlanebryan This is good work, sir. Your efforts are appreciated, thank you for fighting the good fight.

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@zachlanebryan AXS servers be like:

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@Make_Boulder_HA @boulderosmp @AaronBrockett12 @bouldercolorado @BoCo_trails @BoulderCountyOS @dailycamera @Parkmobile Doesn’t it say it right here?

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@IsabellaMDeLuca This is funny! Cardiac Arrest isn’t a “cause” of death, it IS death! Everyone’s dies from cardiac arrest. It literally means “stopped heart”. That’s what happens when you die. The real question that gets washed away by this “diagnosis” is WHY.

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Powder is clarity. Sense of purpose. Understanding exactly what to do and when. Maniacal giggling in strangers faces because there’s too much dopamine to make words at them but completely understanding each other anyway.

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@unusual_whales Why does the camera just pan away to follow McCarthy?

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@redstonecyclery Must be a racer. Maybe even pro.

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@THErealDVORAK He’s a victim of his name and of twitters platform. He thinks that because he has followers that he has a responsibility to enlighten them with an opinion.

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@Tesla It’s getting harder and harder for drivers to hear First Responders sirens as they approach. How about a system that detects emergency vehicles and prompts the driver to pull to the right?

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@2140data If this seems like a good idea, it’s probably better that you don’t have an axe. You probably shouldn’t be trusted with a hammer either.

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11"on the snow stake, 11 years on my grom. Such a joyful thing to ride powder with my son. #youthflagship

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@MekkaDonMusic Not the hero Waffle House deserves, but the hero Waffle House needs.