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[main character @badcontentt]

@MrBeast 1,000,000

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

People are dragging him for walking in with his finger on the trigger but you have to understand that he’s trained to do that when he sees children

[Aya 🦉 @aya__R7]

🗣️ مارادونا :
““لا يجب أن نقدّس ميسي أكثر من ذلك، لا يمكن أن تصنع قائدًا من لاعب يذهب للحمام 20 مرة قبل المباراة ”

من أعظم التصريحات في تاريخ كرة القدم.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

New Yorkers looking for spurs fans after the game

[Katriiel @KatriielEscobar]

Fuck you too

[Matthew @ohgoditsmatthew]

Get ready for a whole lot of nothing to be done on housing and homelessness the next 4-8 years. This election was existential for YIMBY housing policy, and we’re getting a dude to the right of Newsom. Congrats on your Latino governor, though!

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

The planet's most fanatical Israel loyalists now own and control (or are about to) Paramount, CBS, TikTok, Warner Brothers, CNN: all acquired in the last two years by Netanyahu's close friend, Larry Ellison, right as public support for Israel in the US and the west collapses:

[Falastin Flip @TOliveFern]

Guess what happened 0.5 seconds later

[Brian @_Braizen]

Friendly reminder that on November 23rd, 2024, Jaxson Dart threw an interception vs Florida to seal the game, cried about it on the sideline, had the play overturned, then came back on the field with tears in his eyes to throw another one and cried some more

[Jacobin @jacobin]

Mayor Zohran Mamdani mocks Ronald Reagan’s infamous quote.

“I can think of nine words more terrifying than ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help…’”

“I worked all day and can’t feed my family.”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@whyyoutouzhele 我的儿子正在学习普通话

[‎ً @3randyn]

every week he does something to show the world why he’s the realest nigga in the league

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

AFC West QBs

[Chris 🦝 (READ BIO!!) @TrashPanda08x]

Notice how they're not killing the journalist:

Israel: 0
Gorillas: 1

[naiive @naiivememe]

Temu delivery guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my fake Rolex