Badda Boomers

Boomers did more to eliminate racism and sexism than any other generation. Now we need to take on one last cause, age-ism.

[Badda Boomers @BaddaBoomers]

I'll be returning to the office to work as of May 3rd. I wonder if I can talk my employer into installing a washer and dryer in my office so I can keep doing laundry as I work?

[Badda Boomers @BaddaBoomers]

So, when we all return to the office to work, can I take my dog with me?

[Badda Boomers @BaddaBoomers]

I think it is fair to accuse COVID19 of age discrimination. I thought we had a law against that.

[Dale McKinnon @CapitalizeTheK]

Five Questions to see if you can retire comfortably:

1. Are you Jeff Bezos?
2. Are you Bill Gates?
3. Are you Oprah Winfrey?
4. Are you Elon Musk?
5. Are you Warren Buffett?

[Dale McKinnon @CapitalizeTheK]

My New Year's Resolution of always carrying a spare is working out great.

[Badda Boomers @BaddaBoomers]

I got my first COVID vaccine shot yesterday (Pfizer) and the only pain I have felt was a tiny bit when I pulled off the bandaid today.

[Badda Boomers @BaddaBoomers]

To both presidential candidates: Leave Social Security alone!!!

[Badda Boomers @BaddaBoomers]

The #Pandemic has changed the definition of #NFLDraft into: The wind whistling through empty football stadiums.

[Dale McKinnon @CapitalizeTheK]

Come on, this pandemic isn't such a drastic change. We have all been distancing ourselves from others and wearing masks all our lives.

[Dale McKinnon @CapitalizeTheK]

I made so much food for #CincoDeMayo that I will probably still be eating it on cinco de Julio.

[Badda Boomers @BaddaBoomers]

The #Pandemic has changed the definition of #NFLDraft into: The wind whistling through empty football stadiums.

[Badda Boomers @BaddaBoomers]

It seems like the boomer generation is paying a higher price for this pandemic, but then, when haven't we paid more for anything?

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

Okay Utahns, in light of the severe toilet paper shortage, which is better?

[AFlirtYourself @AFlirtYourself]

RT @BaddaBoomers How many times do you think someone has thought this?

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

Being a borderline millennial is hard. I want to give a shit, I really do, but...

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

I think this whole "work from home" thing is a ploy for businesses to conserve their toilet paper.

[Badda Boomers @BaddaBoomers]

So, I guess age discrimination laws don't apply to viruses. Did they lobby for special exemption?

[Lou Statler @Karismatist]

Xmas would be a lot easier if I actually had some discretionary income.

[Uh Oh the Clown @UhOhtheClown]

First day of December. Hoowahhh.

[Badda Boomers @BaddaBoomers]

What is the biggest change in the celebration of Christmas that has happened in you lifetime?