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[birdie @baddienodaddy]

A guy at work was talking to someone else and I overheard him telling her about his dog being diagnosed with cancer, and I started sobbing and had to go take a break in my car…happy Monday

[birdie @baddienodaddy]

@courtcroissant @lil_miss_loo96 Loool yes that was how I felt!! The full frontal nudity was worth the trauma for me 🫣🥵

[birdie @baddienodaddy]

@courtcroissant @lil_miss_loo96 Also same actress in The Voyeurs, lotta titties but check TW before watching ❤️

[o’ tannie boy the pipes the pipes are calling @tannerg_art]

christians mock modern understanding of gender identity saying, “you can’t just identify as whatever imaginary thing you want” and then straight face tell you they are a timeless being of light trapped in a fallen carnal vessel and awaiting the return of an ancient jewish zombie

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

Who was picking gale over Peeta?

[a goose @nikkifranki]

i love when vets knock before they come into the room. like yes my dog is naked but she also arrived that way

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Fuck a BBL I want LASIK eye surgery. Bítch I just wanna see 😩

[birdie @baddienodaddy]

@Venmo @ Mckelltaylor ❤️❤️

[birdie @baddienodaddy]

Two types of girls

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

everyone I know with an IUD: love it! best decision of my life. also the insertion hurt so much that I passed out and saw god

[gabitha. @igabitha]

you do a lot for people because it’s who you are… but i can’t help but wonder if that was instilled in you at a young age. that you are only worthy of love if you are useful to that person. so you over perform and do the most for people you like, who may not even deserve it.

[birdie @baddienodaddy]

Facebook marketplace is too good

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

trump announcing he's running for president one week before we have to see all our uncles at thanksgiving is arguably the most twisted thing he's ever done

[TickPick @TickPick]

🚨 The Eras Tour Giveaway 🚨

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The winner will be selected on 11/21

[trash jones @jzux]

therapy is so funny, like hi i’m here for my crying appointment

[Sir Scone🦣 @mammothinfour]

they have cock rings but they don’t have pussy necklaces?? when will the patriarchy stop??

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

Taylor Swift makes music for people who cried during the AP English exam and still got a 5

[josh dun @joshuadun]

i’m the problem it’s me