BadFinanceBro

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If I’m going to be bad at golf, I’m not also going to look poor

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@FearedBuck My biggest concern would be what did I do that made her think this had any chance of getting a yes

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If I’m going to get nothing done today I’d rather have back-to-back meetings so there’s documentation explaining why.

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“You can’t afford it” and “you shouldn’t buy it” are two completely different financial conditions

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@Dexerto This is exactly why I refuse to call golf a hobby. You never know when society is going to need you

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@conksresearch I’ve been funding most major purchases from the Strategic Vibes Reserve for years

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@barstoolsports You can either sit there angry about something you can’t control or take matters into your own hands

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@DailyLoud At some point NBA money turns life into an open world game

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@brgridiron Nobody ever announces the Drew Lock era. You just look up one Sunday and realize you’re living in it

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@DFSnDONUTS If one hits nobody is going to remember how many didn’t. That’s why history is written by winners

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@NFLMemes I’ve spent six months becoming a more emotionally stable person and I’m ready to undo all of it.

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@bigcontentguy Luke Bryan has achieved the dream of every corporate employee: being invited to meetings where his presence has absolutely no impact on the outcome

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@ParikPatelCFA At least management was transparent about possibly killing everyone. The samosa decision feels personal

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@0xgaut If I can waste twice as much time in the same amount of time, technically I’m saving time.

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I’m very financially responsible right up until a company offers me monthly payments small enough to stop thinking about the total price.

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@InternetH0F $1,999 sounds insane until you realize you’re basically getting two $1,000 phones. That’s actually cheaper than buying two iPhones when you think about it

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@wallstmemes Finally I can lose our savings without leaving her on read.

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@Dexerto I’ll use it for three years which makes it basically $1.19 a day. Much more reasonable when presented correctly

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@WallStreetMav If losing money makes me unhappy I’m not sure why gaining money has been dismissed so quickly.

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@duolingo Imagine being Rosetta Stone trying to compete with an owl willing to do this

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@FearedBuck I’ll use it for three years which makes it basically $1.19 a day. We can stop discussing the price now.