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Bryce Mitchell on Trump's White House UFC fight:

Our government is desecrating its role in society by entertaining sports. Our government is to protect and serve the people. Our tax dollars and resources are funding this operation. The government is supposed to protect us, not entertain us.

[izzy @butchysports]

like I’m literally in tears this is so good

[Idiots Caught On Camera @ldiotsOnCamera]

You wake up and this is the first thing you see.. what you doing?

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

He wanted to look tough. He posted a painting of himself surrounded by oiled-up shirtless men in tiny shorts waving pompoms. Safe to say this did not land quite the way he intended.

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

The greatest trick George Lucas ever pulled was retroactively making the first movie Episode IV and then convincing a shocking number of people that he had this whole thing planned out all along

[Hazel @Hazel_qs]

My dad used to call periods “gross.” Said men shouldn’t hear about “women’s stuff.”
Last week, my 12-year-old brother asked me what periods were like.
One of his friends had gotten hers at school, and he didn’t want to embarrass her.
So I explained it.
Cramps. Mood swings. Pain. Chocolate helps.
From the kitchen, my dad shouted:
“Stop talking about that disgusting crap. Boys don’t need to know about it.”
Before I could respond, my little brother looked him dead in the eye and said:
“That’s why mom divorced you.”
The whole house went silent.
My dad froze for a second… then walked away without saying a word.
My brother turned back to me like nothing happened and asked:
“So… what kind of chocolate should I buy her?”

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

A photographer took a picture just as this couple threw ashes into a river.

He asked who it was. As they answered their dog. The photographer asked for permission to edit their photo, and this was the result.

📷Cecilie Thoresen

[Tia NEVER Tamera @TiaNEVERTamera]

I always remember my introduction to the American icon, Matthew Lillard

[Geekdaddy @Geekdaddy75]

Finally, a trend I can get behind. #RespectForTolkien

[fOx @fOx1257067]

On May 18, 1980, Mount St. Helens erupted with the force of 24 megatons of TNT, making it one of the most powerful volcanic eruptions in U.S. history.

The blast was so violent it literally blew the top off the mountain, triggered massive landslides, flattened millions of trees, and sent ash across multiple states.

To this day, the footage still doesn’t look real.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Colbert and Letterman brought back Dave’s "Destroying Stuff" bit from the roof of the Ed Sullivan Theater one last time….and Dave with an epic goodbye for CBS:

"In the words of the great Ed Murrow, 'Good night and good luck, motherf*ckers!'"

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

The Avengers (2012) has a deleted scene where Steve Rogers sits alone at a cafe, completely lost in modern times

A waitress tries to talk to him. He doesn't react

Stan Lee leans over from the next table and says "Ask for her number, ya moron"

Marvel cut it

[Cats That Make You Go Awww @CuteAdorableCat]

Thank god she didn’t over react

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

Colin Jost says he pitched Pete Hegseth mistakenly quoting Pulp Fiction as Bible verse in the SNL writers room—then Hegseth actually did it.

[✨DJ Warner🔮 @DJWarnerStage]

It's not the shows fault trump happens to be doing the most cartoonishly stupid and evil things.
Cause how in the hell in the span of a week could the show have predicted trump would compare himself to Jesus this was written 3 years ago 😭.
People who say this tell on themselves.

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

This morning, a 65 year-old man woke up in the early hours and heard thieves in his garage.

He called the police. Unfortunately, the officer on the phone told him they don't have any police officers free at the moment.

The guy hung up and then called again in a moment and tells the officer:
- it's about these thieves in my garage.
Don't bother coming anymore i’ve shot them.

After literally 2 minutes, 4 police cars, Armed response, counter terrorists, ambulances turned up,..... Thieves were obviously caught.

Police officers had a chat with the gentleman
Officer says - " You said you shot them! "
Gentlemen - " And you said you don't have a free police car "

Credit: Rudes On a roll

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

.@chacecrawford reacts to the viral one-of-a-kind @TheBoysTV popcorn bucket sent to us by creator @therealKripke 😭 #FallonTonight #TheBoys