Bad Kitten

We're an independent improv comedy group based in Philadelphia.

[Bad Kitten @BadKittenImprov]

Stalk us, or come to our shows, via our XML/GCal-friendly feed http://t.co/cm9scCSxFE or our iCal-friendly feed http://t.co/OvusVp6j9D

[Allie Volpe @allieevolpe]

the main food groups are jelly beans and croissants

[Betty J Smithsonian @Handstandstore]

@BadKittenImprov The promo for the show was great. But its hard to figure out what's going on now that we are here at the show. Like, did someone just break the 4th wall?

[one of many Dans @danielmarkreed]

@BadKittenImprov It always falls apart and people move to different cities (platforms?)

[Bad Kitten @BadKittenImprov]

How is a social media company like an indie improv team?

[aarøn. @ayroned]

told my son how we used to wear basketball shorts under our jeans and he looked at me like i asked him the square root of something

[Liv :P @liv_username]

When ppl are hungover on TV they’re like oops i’m wearing sunglasses and eating brunch lol :) Meanwhile i’m shitting and vomiting same time style and thinking about everyone i’ve ever loved

[Bad Kitten @BadKittenImprov]

Farting! In the Yoga Class.

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

I think my cat is broken

[BitterOldPunk @BitterOldPunk]

I often ask my cat “what in the world are you doing” and he has yet to provide a satisfactory answer

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

did your crushes always like you back or are you funny?

[crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetal_moment]

"in the end" by kidz bop (2003) https://t.co/v8AE92JbLB

[Bad Kitten @BadKittenImprov]

Spam! In the Spam Folder

[TAMMIE TECLEMARIAM @tammieetc]

Stopped short of telling my therapist “I’ll just rawdog life” instead of rescheduling

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

we can hang in the park, after dark

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Be the reason someone has anxiety today by telling them, “We need to talk later.”

[brucie baby @menu_eyes]

Of course I’m late, boss, I had to get this enormous iced coffee