if you’ve ever seen something bad happen in alabama or mississippi or tennessee or georgia or any other southern or appalachain state and thought to yourself “that’s what they get” you don’t get to mourn dolly parton. i hope this helps.
feeling anxious at a social event. gonna pick at my cuticles. surely i will not rip off too much skin, thus causing me to awkwardly hold a blood-soaked tissue to my thumb for the remainder of the event. surely i have learned my lesson by now.