Bridget Horton

lights are on but nobody’s home

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

the bird is freed

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

me in the elevator with my friend who’s scared of being in elevators https://t.co/TX5xlnVlVJ

[yasmin @ycsm1n]

i have a theory that the kardashians keep rob kardasian chubby so they can harvest his fat for BBLs

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment

[Taylor Carter @_TaylorPaige_]

This is only some shit @badluckbridge would say 🤣😭🤣

[Margo Howard @Margoandhow]

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

[toxic king @toxicking]

If you think i’m rude u should hear da lil voice in my head

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

i want to be an interior decorator for a millionaire who is Insane

[Spill Sesh @spillseshYT]

THE COMMENTS ON NORTH’S TIK TOK IM CRYING 😭 OMFG

[dick snickers @smithsara79]

RHCP: Red Hot Chili Peppers

my brain: Real Housewives of Chili Peppers

[Bridget Horton @badluckbridge]

@instagram “bringing you closer to what you love” lmfao delete my account since y’all support Brian Laundrie being protected from the comment section instead of supporting his disposal!!!!

[mac @MacDoesIt]

Hi this is an announcement for everyone with my number. Please leave me alone. I’m sick and I’m tired and really don’t have the energy to update everyone on everything I’m doing. If something happens, I will tell you. Until then, please let me rest. Thank you.

[big beauty judy @samwaltjones]

PEMDAS = please excuse my dumptruck ass, sis

[cory @coolmathgame_]

me: i read pets are important for home security

wife: omg are we getting a dog

me: *opening briefcase full of bees* bees