Joaquin Phoenix

can i plz pat ur dog?

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@DoctorKarl what is the evolutionary advantage of facial hair?

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@Live2GetRadxxx I'm going to write this years number one radio rock hit and use your tweet as the chorus.

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Seeing the live version of The Lion King was mad. Even better was Mufasa looking like a carbon copy of Jake The Muss.

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Not buying this would have to be the biggest mistake I'd ever make.

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Tru aye

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Phwoar todays contest has more ups and downs than a luna park rollercoaster!1 Go Andre! @mykitchenrules

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@2ndbestidiot @returntrip_ ☺

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Hi

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@theunderdoug @AprilNolo I just realised that old mate would've never got his $10000 bounty. Because y'know, he got eaten.

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@theunderdoug @AprilNolo great! I just saw Jaws at da movies. Chomp chomp chomp

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@AprilNolo @theunderdoug hey guys!

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@patrickkgalvin you are a shining eggxample of a human

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@lauranordersvu ok

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@fiona_downie @amehamehh Skivvys back in fashion means we are one more glorious step closer to middle parts being cool again. Oh how I dream

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@patrickkgalvin http://t.co/EP2kPwjqQ2

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@TG_Chrono #dave

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@TG_Chrono nothing too crazy

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@ElloiseSian "pepper"

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I'm rewatching Game of Thrones S3. Recommence crush on Talisa Stark. Countdown until heartbreak in 8 episodes.

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@patrickkgalvin omg u shud sellerbrayt by havving a beer!!1!