badmonkey0001

I write poetry for electricity applied to rocks.

[badmonkey0001 @badmonkey0001]

I'd kill a dragon for you
I'll die
But I will rise
And I will return
The Phoenix from the flame
I have learned
I will rise
And you'll see me return
Being what I am
There is no other Troy
For me to burn

* RIP Sinéad O'Connor

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@cristi4nov4lli I live a few doors down from a Waymo garage. Robots are terrible drivers too.

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@erulabs

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@YouCleanItUp1 It got damned close though. https://t.co/QrYkqrS8Ww

[Katie Rife @RifewithKatie]

It feels wrong, but also so very right, to make my @vulture debut talking about marital hatred, cuckold fetishes, and that scene in Mac and Me where the kid's wheelchair goes flying off the cliff.

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@themastermarku1 @ShadowTodd Their loss. Gamera's been good stuff since 1965.

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What's scary about language models like GPT aren't that people think they're actually intelligent (they aren't) or are capable of replacing human jobs (only marginally). What's scary are the number of people who think language models tell them the truth.

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@ShadowTodd The writing credit is "Michael/Ridgeley" so it's firmly in Wham! territory to me. When McCartney plays McCartney/Lennon songs, they are still "Beatles" songs.

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How do I remember how to spell restaurant? In French "au" means "at". It's a place you can rest, but still rant. A "rest au rant".

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@icoso_games Same. I missed a few question marks. It should be longer.

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@alexjones174 @SFFDPIO Hi Alex. I'm not from any news agency and don't want your video for any purpose. I merely hope you have a nice day.

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@redditstatus From a holster, like any sane armed-with-a-banana bananaslinger would do.

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@campedersen

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@campedersen Got a fridge to decorate?

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I was there. I was there 3000 years ago when Aldus made PageMaker. I was there the day the strength of Aldus failed. I led Aldus into the heart of John Warnock's garage, where Adobe was forged, the one place It could be destroyed!

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@YouCleanItUp1 Instead only try to realize the truth.

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Spending time "organizing your drugs" is a lot more exciting, sexy, and provocative in your 20s than it is in your 50s.

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@campedersen Congrats man. I know how good that clarity feels.

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Nothing like learning a new programming language to make you feel like an idiot and throw tantrums.