Brian Gerdwagen

Keeping people safe from fire by day, gaming with family and friends by night. I'll take your NFPA 13 and 101 and raise you a d6 and a d20.

[Brian Gerdwagen @badmonkey126]

Meet and greet with @eric_lang at Essen? How do I sign up? Or is it just a long line?

[Brian Gerdwagen @badmonkey126]

@Jackson_JamesT @linkinpark @thekevinryder @clydetombaugh And they recorded in one take.

[Brian Gerdwagen @badmonkey126]

Fun part of living in Germany:
Found a movie called “Dirty Hairy”
See @ThatKevinSmith in the cast
Go down the rabbit hole of “Wolf Cop”
#chickenmilk

[Brian Gerdwagen @badmonkey126]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100.#ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/NuLb5P8Zja

[Brian Gerdwagen @badmonkey126]

@OhNoSheTwitnt Maybe they think Kitchen Rights are Women's Rights?

[Brian Gerdwagen @badmonkey126]

@trolllordgames How else can we answer truthfully while not revealing too much?

[Brian Gerdwagen @badmonkey126]

@saintnobody @pattonoswalt The description, the belch, hearing the president say "bunghole." Flawless.

[Brian Gerdwagen @badmonkey126]

@AsaHutchinson You misspelled Biden 2024.

[Brian Gerdwagen @badmonkey126]

@JayMewes Shark. It looks like 1 Jaws long in Kevin's measurement system.

[Brian Gerdwagen @badmonkey126]

@davidfarrier You're totally going for the new season of Dark Tourist?

[Brian Gerdwagen @badmonkey126]

@thekevinryder @KevinandSluggo @955KLOS Best Christmas Tree ever.

[Brian Gerdwagen @badmonkey126]

@mikewritesalot Just put in "Frisco" and we're good.

[Covie @covie_93]

Why give elon musk $8 when you can donate it to Warnock??

[Brian Gerdwagen @badmonkey126]

@GailSimone Peter Gunn
#TheThemeWasBetter

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

As I’ve said before, no one should be in jail just for using or possessing marijuana.

Today, I’m taking steps to end our failed approach. Allow me to lay them out.

[AFC GLEN @AFC_GLEN]

French TV show invited people with unusual laughs to sit together….. the outcome is fucking brilliant. 😂

[Brian Gerdwagen @badmonkey126]

@GroovyBruce I still think this was a fantastic audition tape for you to play Elvis in a serious Biopic.

[Naomi Johnson @NaomiRHelm]

Crawford sheriff dept Arkansas

[Brian Gerdwagen @badmonkey126]

@funnystatuee Walt needs to zip up his fly. I can see his Mickey.

[Brian Gerdwagen @badmonkey126]

@therosswatson I love this setting so much.