Big Dog ❌

All Yorkshireman, one size fits all...
#swfc, founder of #gingerlivesmatter, #patriot, #animals, #yorkies, #history

[Big Dog ❌ @Badnotmad]

Banned in 2018 but all forgiven 5 years later...

[bad and mad OBE @Returnofthemad]

How do girls hide their farts?

[National Trust @nationaltrust]

We are shocked and desperately saddened to learn that the famous Sycamore Gap tree at Hadrian's Wall has been felled overnight, in what appears to be an act of vandalism.

We know just how much this iconic tree is loved locally, nationally and by everyone who has visited.

We are working with our partners to understand what has happened and what can be done.

The incident has also been reported to the police.

[Big Dog ❌ @Badnotmad]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[bad and mad OBE @Returnofthemad]

Just had to tell a doctor to fck off. .

Couldn't understand her thick African accent and so she began shouting the instructions,

as though that made a difference...

[Gareth Davies @GarethDavies007]

This was the England of my boyhood when we didn’t have:-

Machetes
Rape gangs
Acid attacks
Honour killings
Arranged marriages
Growing anti semitism
Cousin marriages
Polygamy
Halal
FGM
County lines
Jihadis

Remember, people were NEVER asked for their consent & NEVER gave it

[bad and mad OBE @Returnofthemad]

When I won golf competitions and collected my trophy I kissed everyone on my way back to my seat....

Men and women

Spanish are weird

[bad and mad OBE @Returnofthemad]

It's afro celebration day...

When is ginger celebration day?

[Big Dog ❌ @Badnotmad]

@ComicArtFest @frankieboyle @JosieLong @OLTheatre @ace_thenorth @ace_national @lakedistrictnpa @WandFCouncil @gazettenewsdesk @arts_cumbria @CumbriaCrack @cumbriatourism @timesandstar @BBC_Cumbria Only he's not funny

[bad and mad OBE @Returnofthemad]

If all girls had an arse like Julia Bradbury they would all be fit as fck

[bad and mad OBE @Returnofthemad]

Have you noticed you only see white bog roll?

[bad and mad OBE @Returnofthemad]

Why is underwear not available in brown?

[Boer @twatterbaas]

I am running empty. How about you?

[bad and mad OBE @Returnofthemad]

I'm drooling already over my tea..

Pancakes with oodles of gravy

[Big Dog ❌ @Badnotmad]

Finally finished a gut buster breakfast delivered this morning.....

My best comment on it?

Farted for at least 20 seconds

[bad and mad OBE @Returnofthemad]

Give me a cold day any day in preference to this...

[bad and mad OBE @Returnofthemad]

Today's clothing...

[bad and mad OBE @Returnofthemad]

Bring back ad free twitter....

[bad and mad OBE @Returnofthemad]

When you drink a pint, why do you have to pee it out in quarters?

[bad and mad OBE @Returnofthemad]

Having woken with joint pain at 5 am,

I could well be in a bad mood all day

[bad and mad OBE @Returnofthemad]

No foreign shite in my dna....