allie 💙

the nsa agent watching me is shaking his goddamn head tbh

[allie 💙 @badpunscentral]

"Clint McElroy painting us a nice word picture, a beautiful description panini" #TheZoneCast

[allie 💙 @badpunscentral]

where he go???

[allie 💙 @badpunscentral]

ALSO tbt to the best moment of 2018 so far #Splatoon2

[allie 💙 @badpunscentral]

nintendo explain #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch

[allie 💙 @badpunscentral]

#HanukkahHWBush @FNSRockyHorror happy Chanukah !

[allie 💙 @badpunscentral]

you ever just think about billionaires and be like....... die

[allie 💙 @badpunscentral]

@FNSRockyHorror #ProfessorGunt is this how its spelled

[allie 💙 @badpunscentral]

@FNSRockyHorror god is dead and steve killed him #thickdickpapercut

[allie 💙 @badpunscentral]

#Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch yeah

[allie 💙 @badpunscentral]

#WhyIDidntReport because I was only a kid, he was a family friend, and when I spoke out about it, our parents agreed he didn't know what he was doing even at more than twice my age. (I later found out he did it to my other friend, too)

[alex rees @maybealexislost]

“from the state with 84 percent of the u.s. fresh water but none for its residents to drink, i am miss michigan emily sioma” — the new #missamerica2019 pageant did not come to play

[caroline @itscarogarcia]

Didn’t have enough money to pay my tuition on time so I got taken out of all of my classes. I now have to request to be readmitted and pay my entire tuition by the 21st in order to be enrolled as a student again. Pls RT I need a celebrity to give me $3,000 I want to be a teacher

[allie 💙 @badpunscentral]

@lisamotorola what does this mean

[allie 💙 @badpunscentral]

#pammightgetfired
the final pam

[allie 💙 @badpunscentral]

@lisamotorola whyd you make me read that with my own two human eyes

[allie 💙 @badpunscentral]

@lisamotorola the sad fact is that since waitresses live off of tips they wouldnt even get minimum wage lmfao, these motherfuckers could just give them no tip

[allie 💙 @badpunscentral]

@lisamotorola tag yourself im free wings debate nights

[allie 💙 @badpunscentral]

#Sharknado6 The constant mood for watching this movie is just "Oh, okay."

[allie 💙 @badpunscentral]

#Sharknado6 oh cool a princess bride ref

[allie 💙 @badpunscentral]

#Sharknado6