Mike Ward

If laughter is the best medicine my jokes are placebos.

[Mike Ward @badsciencemonk]

@OneBadDude_ Like treasure it is often asked where he was dig up

[Mike Ward @badsciencemonk]

@CryptoMedium42 @PopStu51776 @NishitShawHere The over the top humour didn’t work either.

I’m enjoying Widow’s Bay though

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

A photographer was tragically crushed when a massive block of cheddar fell on him.

In fairness, the people he was photographing tried to warn him.

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Swiss voters reject 10 million population cap, early projections say https://t.co/pi9dvqjpgY

[Mike Ward @badsciencemonk]

@charlesarthur @the_drew Another vote for Barry. Original and increasingly darl, going places you would never predict.

[Full Fact @FullFact]

Social media posts claiming that Vickrum Digwa has been attacked in prison have been shared thousands of times online.

But the Ministry of Justice told us this isn’t true.
https://t.co/W9HUtuLgzg

[Mike Ward @badsciencemonk]

Beyond parody

[Mike Ward @badsciencemonk]

@PopStu51776 @NishitShawHere I read a few years and enjoyed them but I thought the show was awful. That AI belonged in a different show.

Simon Baker was the standout performance though.

[Covie @covie_93]

So Zelensky desecrated the White House by not wearing a suit but this is ok?????

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

I know comparing modern society to Idiocracy is really played out but man

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

In other words, I can't bear to be questioned about my dodgy finances so I'm never going to speak to a real journalist again.

[Lunwi @lunwi75]

Remember when Musk challenged the World Food Program to explain how he could solve world hunger with just $6 billion, they did, and he just completely ignored them?

[Aidan McLaughlin @aidnmclaughlin]

If I'm reading this correctly, the Kennedy Center is claiming to have conditioned all donations on keeping Trump's name attached, so removing it would mean returning all donations that have come in since they renamed the place? What on earth

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I saw a post on Reddit that said that “The underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.” And I don’t think I’ve ever seen AI described so incisively.

[Mike Ward @badsciencemonk]

@ZackPolanski What are your thoughts on the use of the sledgehammer?

[Mike Ward @badsciencemonk]

She sequesters carbon

[Miffy @miffythegamer]

Does Bev Turner have any redeeming qualities?

[Norm Eisen @NormEisen]

BREAKING: Donald Trump just filed his emergency stay in the DC circuit to keep his name on the Kennedy Center & it is batsh** crazy

He clearly wrote big pieces himself

We have filed our opposition, fighting for the rule of law & the American people

[Mike Ward @badsciencemonk]

@charlesarthur I’ve just started Widows Bay which is off to a great start

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

10 years of scam adverts. I have the misfortune to be in 44% of them according to the police. I've sued. I've lobbied. I've cried at hideous cases of vulnerable people losing everything. Why has nothing been done. Please watch...

[Mike Ward @badsciencemonk]

@Fawzi_yya Smells worse though.