BadScreenWriting

Posh bitch that hates your screenplay and loves white wine. If you're looking to have your work insulted you've come to the right place. #screenwriting #writing

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I've just read your script and you can pick it up here>>>>

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All Class. A woman tv writer playing one on tv before anybody thought such a thing would be commonplace. And I just started following her on twitter, too! https://t.co/unvlWExc4K

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Baftas!

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My Valentine's Day was brilliant! How about yours?

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Quite accurate. Now get out of my garden! https://t.co/NfuaSEbWSZ

[British Gardens @GardensBritish]

You are in a British garden. In front of you is death. The caterpillars are calling. The flood is adding insult to injury.

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@vulture @billyeichner Ladies, I know I'd be barking up the wrong tree here, so to speak, but I find him Hot! HooooooooooooooooooT!

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Two years ago I gave the script to "Hidden Fences" a pass. Look who's eating her words now! Congrats! #GoldenGlobes

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So sorry I read this. https://t.co/rhhVuDBHS9

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And I am also in this episode.

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Christmas Eve means wine and re-watching Victorian Farm Christmas 1 & 2 - I mean, wtf, can't they just go to Tesco and call it a Christmas?!

[Elaine Scattermoon @scattermoon]

Person of the Year

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@susan1878 @JazzyJaney Well the bible says a lot of things.

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I haven't been twitting lately. Thanks for noticing.

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Clients - if you ever get a "hmm" note from me on your script the meaning is "All of the Above." https://t.co/GKCXGGJVxM

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Meanings of "hmm":
I doubt it
Not sure
I suppose
Never thought of it like that
Not listening
Dubious
I'll pretend I didn't hear that

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@robdelaney Stop with these pics! You stop this instant! I've already swooned enough this week.

[Simon @MalkyDungeon]

RT if you agree

[Shit Girls Say @shitgirlssay]

I think I might be a bit psychic.

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Dear, USA. Now that you shat the bed, do you you know who's going to change the sheets?

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@robdelaney @realDonaldTrump @IamHappyToast So hawt! And wrong, very, very wrong. (but hawt).

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@sdarancette Okay, well nice knowing ya! (eye roll).

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Monday Motivation: Your characters are you children. Unfortunately for you I hate children. Keep writing! #mondaymotivation