Emily G

[joe doing joe things @forgivery]

stephen king has maine. john waters has baltimore. and i have the whole world

[Emily G @badtoothpaste]

Predicting big Ice JJ Fish come back 2026

[Emily G @badtoothpaste]

Taxi driver last night told us he named his kid after Julian Assange

[Emily G @badtoothpaste]

@forgivery Baby you already have

[Emily G @badtoothpaste]

why is the fork in the road at 27 years old to get pregnant or go to grad school

[harthur @fakeHARTHUR]

think i said this before but this is Grade A suicide material. not only did u bust in ur pants with no action but it seeped thru ur jeans. it’s a public spectacle. everyone’s pointing n laughing. emcees r announcing “he came his pants!” ur surrounded. in the middle. on the floor.

[Emily G @badtoothpaste]

In 3rd grade I started telling people she was my celebrity look alike for no reason

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Happy 79th birthday to the iconic Liza Minnelli.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

A year ago today, Tokyo Toni shared a cryptic video about Hillary Clinton.

[Emily G @badtoothpaste]

Bringing this back

[Emily G @badtoothpaste]

Rocking a hard boiled egg (HBE) on the 10 west

[Emily G @badtoothpaste]

Todays HBE is sadly not on the 10 freeway in light of recent arson events. Reporting live from the side streets of Beverly Hills

[Emily G @badtoothpaste]

@avashield Actually I don’t know what that is

[Emily G @badtoothpaste]

Perfection

[Emily G @badtoothpaste]

@studdedbelt Following in your footsteps 🫶

[Emily G @badtoothpaste]

Can’t beat mom’s cooking!
(No shade to mom, ily)

[Emily G @badtoothpaste]

Sometimes my lack of proof reading on an instagram post is a beautiful tragedy

[dyke to watch out for @angryblaqwoman]

at the end of the day it’s the people in that 3 person group chat

[Emily G @badtoothpaste]

I live in the most swagless part of town and I can admit that