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[Marsha @Whippenz]

A mass shooting… in Allen Texas in the Dallas-area. Governor #GregAbbott offers thoughts & prayers as the @NRA lines his pockets.

#MAGA Republicans care more about AR-15s than the lives of your children.

IT'S THE FUCKING GUNS
➖@StandForBetter

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

I kinda wanna mess with Texas…

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

You lost, you miserable self-entitled infantile fucker. Concede and get the hell out.

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Sewer clown: come into the sewer for a bit
Me: why
Sewer clown: we have pizza
Michelangelo: stop telling everyone about the fucken pizza

[baeleigh ayers @Baeleigh1]

@LOLitsLK Amazing.

[baeleigh ayers @Baeleigh1]

@LOLitsLK Amazing.

[baeleigh ayers @Baeleigh1]

@LOLitsLK That was so bad 😂😂😊😉

[baeleigh ayers @Baeleigh1]

Sometimes small victories are the most worthwhile 😊

[Sarah Lyons @sarbeaaaar]

MY DENTIST ASKED HIS ASSISTANT TO SUCTION (THE WATER OUT OF MY MOUTH)BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO ME SO I SUCKED HIS FINGER. IM MORTIFIED

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

Behind every great woman is another great woman. They're everywhere.

[Scott Westerfeld @ScottWesterfeld]

Plot idea: 97% of the world's scientists contrive an environmental crisis, but are exposed by a plucky band of billionaires & oil companies.

[baeleigh ayers @Baeleigh1]

My mom just called deviled eggs, "hard Devils " 😂😂😂😂 😈😈😈😈

[baeleigh ayers @Baeleigh1]

What.

[baeleigh ayers @Baeleigh1]

My sister's dog is dreaming that she's running and her claws are LOUDLY scratching the tile omg 😂

[baeleigh ayers @Baeleigh1]

I will always think of you when I hear "hide and freak" @LOLitsLK 😘 @OfficialSoMo

[Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott]

Obama: It's too hot for a scarf, Joe.

Biden: IMMA DO THE SCARF WHIP

Obama: Please don't do the scarf whip.

Biden: http://t.co/abzA5z29PT

[AB @AlannaBennett]

I feel like 2016 is a fever dream had by one of the characters in It's Always Sunny

[AmberTozer @AmberTozer]

Just walked by the place I had brunch last weekend and one of my friends is still sitting there talking about herself