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[baelei @baeleiwiesner]

in honor of school starting again:

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

My little dog named Goose. They can't be spicy though please

[Ilona Maher @ilona_maher]

Big day at the office.

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

The Bear but it’s set in a rainforest cafe

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

The only reason you can freeze an embryo without it dying is because it's not a human being.

[grace @gracesftdt]

if i was a football player rn i would literally just do touchdowns. idk. it doesn’t seem that hard.

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs.

They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad at Taylor Swift for being excited at a football game.

[The Drunk Jake @TheDrunkJake]

of course I’ll peel an orange for you, im just glad you didn’t say banana

[💗 @urfaveluvr]

ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town

[cinnamon bun @notsofiacoppola]

huge news for my buddy steve who always likes her pictures on instagram

[paige @BonerWizard]

Now let’s decorate for Christmas

[dollar store kirk hammett @olivesagan]

watching someone who won the lottery of life gleefully pretend to do a minimum wage job that crushes people’s hopes and dreams has me fantasizing about rebooting the French Revolution franchise for modern audiences

[maiden china 🍉 @chinaelevy]

Joe Jonas reveals Sophie Turner bought chairs that were too tall so his little legs couldn’t touch the ground, TMZ reports.

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

lady whistle boots the house down