pinche pendeja

doin numbers on a punk ass bitch

[pinche pendeja @baemaxbb]

nothing in this world hits like a limoncello la croix

[pinche pendeja @baemaxbb]

people who sit next to you in a waiting room of a doctors office and sigh deserve the guillotine

[pinche pendeja @baemaxbb]

every time I’m in a waiting room I look like the crazy person

I have to turn my head, put on headphones, literally tune out everything else, sometimes even close my eyes and I know I’m the one looking the craziest despite the fact that I’m the only one who is sitting still

[pinche pendeja @baemaxbb]

QUIETLY

[pinche pendeja @baemaxbb]

WHITE ROSES IS A BAAAAANGERRRRRRR

[pinche pendeja @baemaxbb]

found a neurologist who gives a shit

I can’t wait for my MRIs YES PLURAL, and my nerve study 😭

idk what i did right but at the same time, yes i do. i didn’t just get lucky, i also took incredible care of myself

grateful, proud, but mostly blessed

[pinche pendeja @baemaxbb]

@jpg_mistress ugh the realest migraine relief 🙌🏻

[pinche pendeja @baemaxbb]

@jpg_mistress you know where we are going

[miia @miiagarro]

in absolutely no lifetime will it ever be my loss

[pinche pendeja @baemaxbb]

stop betraying your friends just because you hate your life

[Barber @ballisticbarber]

please stop being mean to people just cause u hate your life

[pinche pendeja @baemaxbb]

@jpg_mistress PERIODDDDD

[pinche pendeja @baemaxbb]

took me almost two decades to realize it was a pick me

shame on me

[pinche pendeja @baemaxbb]

crazy being betrayed by another woman on women’s day

[pinche pendeja @baemaxbb]

i just wanna know

who tf is in the hallway in my apartment building BLARING salt shaker

don’t get it twisted i love me some ying yang twins i just wanna know who this person is

[pinche pendeja @baemaxbb]

my mom got me tickets to Bruno mars and Anderson paak as a surprise for all the shit I’ve been through

Knowing how much I love Anderson paak she said she couldn’t go without me

I am crying uncontrollably

[pinche pendeja @baemaxbb]

@jpg_mistress YESSSSSSSSS

[pinche pendeja @baemaxbb]

@jpg_mistress feeling this extra rn

[pinche pendeja @baemaxbb]

that white blonde teacher lady got me eating sweep potatoes with my hands

now there’s sweet potato in my hair good thing they’re the same color

[pinche pendeja @baemaxbb]

@autmillion you never could have known bb