bafadam

I used to be cool.

He/Him/His

[bafadam @bafadam]

@DaisyAudraBlue1 @Robert64373785 @OzzyKin57794201 @SethAbramson I’ve never seen two dudebros jerk off about something as dumb as this check mark in public before. Good job guys, I can check that off the list.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

This making the rounds & not only is it not funny but it doesn’t even make sense once you see my “nude” (toilet) scene, which showcases my appeal for women of all ages/hotness levels

[bafadam @bafadam]

If you said “someone on this state is really into war hammer”, you’d absolutely guess which one based on how they’re dressed.

[Netflix @netflix]

"Everyone is after Ciri."

Henry Cavill, Freya Allan, Anya Chalotra, and Joey Batey released a clip from The Witcher Season 3 at #TUDUM yesterday. Now, they tell you even more about what to expect when Volume 1 drops on June 29 https://t.co/Q2Bz2cviBw

[bafadam @bafadam]

@LeaderMcConnell Your dad did a terrible job raising you.

[bafadam @bafadam]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

My god.

[bafadam @bafadam]

@pauldlyons @ArmyStrang Bring your bandolier of condoms.

[bafadam @bafadam]

@IamHandrock @MelBSilverman @spinnity @piper4missouri Turns out “bad roads” aren’t “easy to fix”. “Moral degeneracy” is such a bullshit, unspecific term you can basically spin it into anything you want, which is exactly how it’s used to distract people for their nonfunctional government. Rs degenerated this place.

[bafadam @bafadam]

That awkward position of wanting to complain to @StateFarm because I’m getting boned on a claim, but also, they’ve drug their feet so long and I need them, so I can’t risk retaliatory delays or complications, sooooooo…..

[Miles 🔜 Anime Expo @Real_Kilometers]

Elijah Wood is an absolute treasure

[bafadam @bafadam]

@pauldlyons I will never fix another sign as long as I breathe.

[bafadam @bafadam]

@AaronM What what what

[bafadam @bafadam]

@LeaderMcConnell Your mom fucked up, dude.

[Nēa "Dracula" Ching @TheGayChingy]

I’m practicing unethical non-monogamy. Both my partners know I’m dating other people and are comfortable with it. I’m just a douchebag. Just a real fuckin piece of shit

[bafadam @bafadam]

@ArmyStrang https://t.co/Si1nRGoHln

[Geek Antifa Persisting - BLM🌻 @GeekGirlsRule]

“Using a gif, what TV or movie character is most like you in real life?”

Someone once told me I should've demanded royalties from Mike Judge.

[bafadam @bafadam]

@StateFarm Your folks could "answer the phone", "show up for appointments", and "not cancel contractor appointments" for starters.

Is your social media team able to actually push things along?

[bafadam @bafadam]

Hey, @StateFarm - your claims process is super disappointing and is going to cost you more money as my home continues to be damaged due to weather. Your claims team didn't even assign someone to work the case until I followed up 3 times. Do better.

[bafadam @bafadam]

@elonmusk @SenSchumer Dude, you’re an idiot.

[James Cooper @coopdloop]

I consider this an unprovoked act of war BBC Archive and I will be responding with sanctions

[Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates]

France is basically a New Yorker cartoon right now https://t.co/3hXW5tXpev