Sarah Anderson

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Date: What do you do?
Me *holds up menu* you just choose a meal from this book of food

[conner @connerhallmark]

Dinner date didn’t go as planned

[Fredrik Jutfelt @jutfelt.bsky.social @FredrikJutfelt]

I am terror. I am the night.

[Stine Eckert @StineEckert]

Active shooter reported on @OhioState University campus @estoyche @bagaroota #Columbus #Ohio #osu #OhioState https://t.co/VOBlslbapw

[National Zoo @NationalZoo]

Kiwi detect vibrations in soil w/their bills. Our chick also inspects keepers w/it during feedings. #WeSaveSpecies

[Gates Foundation @gatesfoundation]

Don't have a red nose? That's ok! For every RT we'll donate $10 toward ending child poverty. #RedNose4Kids

[Joey Ellis @joeyellis]

ENTER PASSWORD.

WRONG.

WRONG.

WRONG.

WRONG.

WRONG.

WRONG.

RESET PASSWORD.

NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.

sets fire to computer

[Stine Eckert @StineEckert]

When #skiing outside is impossible just build a slope inside #Dubai @jeroneanderson @bagaroota

[Stine Eckert @StineEckert]

As the white-breasted sparrow sings: Oh sweet #Canada Canada Canada #Montreal

[Stine Eckert @StineEckert]

Oh #summer joy: bonfire & s'mores in #PureMichigan

[AlterNet @AlterNet]

Where are all the poor kids in Disney movies? http://t.co/ZJPCsLr0yc #Disney #economics