To every media person in my emails today asking me for a comment about Louis CK. Stop asking ME. Ask MALE comedians. What not ask Patton Oswalt, Judd Apatow, Marc Maron, David Cross, Bo Burnham, Aziz Ansari, Pete Holmes, Rory Scovel, Mike Birbiglia, Doug Benson, Ron Funches?
[THREAD] After I turned 25, my mother started to pressurize me incessantly for “marriage”, which I guess is common for many urban Indian women. I told my mother that I will agree on one condition - that there is no filter for caste.
A guy walking to his friend's car said, "I feel depressed," and I muttered "same" under my breath as I carried overpriced groceries and my just-trying-to-feel-something Starbucks back up to my dungeon/apartment
I don't know who needs to hear this but you don’t have to give up your skinny jeans if you don’t want to. What’s in and what’s out is all a ploy to keep us all buying things until the planet is dead.
JUST IN: An arena in South Dakota is holding a “Dash for Cash” where teachers get on their knees and fight for one dollar bills that they can use for classroom supplies while spectators watch and cheer. (h/t @AnnieTodd96)