kail

marty wolfe pictures please hold

[kail @bagofkail]

feeling very early 20s girl living in a city vibes today (putting on a bra to get a matcha latte)

[suzeormanshow @SuzeOrmanShow]

Why does it still scare me to hold a baby. I guess that's how many of you feel when you hold money

[kail @bagofkail]

it’s the Noah Centino effect

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

Sometimes a dude who was already kinda famous will catch wind that women online are thirsting over him and, invariably, he starts shucking and jiving, singing in his car, doing too much. Forgotten and declared dorky within a month

[kail @bagofkail]

need the details on their friendship dynamic. the brunette is definitely in love with the main girl and the blonde is only there so the main girls daughter doesn’t bully her daughter

[Rose loves folklore @Rosetheswift]

This song is better than woman’s world tbh

[kail @bagofkail]

the taylor ham vs pork roll of France

[Dr Philip Lee @drphiliplee1]

Forget the elections tomorrow, France has bigger problems than the National Rally.

[kail @bagofkail]

Big:

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

WE ARE GOING TO PARIS

[Meg Stalter @megstalter]

Corporations this month:

[kail @bagofkail]

i’ll never forget when some lady on my train complained to the conductor about the ride being “so bumpy” like wtf do u think this is

[kail @bagofkail]

sorry to report id do crazy things for 90s Billie Joe Armstrong

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Green Day solicit donations for HIV/AIDS organization, 1994

[kail @bagofkail]

someone pls help, at 38 seconds this sounds like a sample of another song but i haven’t been able to figure it out and it’s driving me insane https://t.co/KuYHFpgSj8

[kail @bagofkail]

i promise u the only people that noticed/have a problem with this are straight men

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Travis Kelce defends his 'Dad bod' after Chiefs star and Taylor Swift were spotted on the beach together in the Bahamas: 'It's March!' https://t.co/ej2bAoietW

[kail @bagofkail]

me at brunch with three other girl friends: “this is just like sex and the city.”

[kail @bagofkail]

my freezer is for trader joe’s veggie fried rice and migraine ice packs

[larchmont_chipotle @EmmaSpecter]

i think it's good, personally, that basically every single elected official except for cori bush and rashida tlaib sounds like this rn

[kail @bagofkail]

@smintyschiffer @SiobhanFuller7

[kail @bagofkail]

@SiobhanFuller7 like rory! stand up!

[kail @bagofkail]

@thegoodwar thank u!!

[kail @bagofkail]

a lotttt of u turned ur back on Tina Fey for a while there don’t pretend. not me, she was always my guiding light

[melissa lozada-oliva @ellomelissa]

being too angry about taylor swift is v close to loving taylor swift; takes the same amount of energy & determination. both feel loco! i prefer to be taylor-neutral which means sometimes singing style at karaoke. i am better than all of you & thats what the internet is for.