Alex Gerberding

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@clickspring1 @clockandwatchuk

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@kchristine Did you have any skyline chili?

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@ShadowRealm_Art @_MRONO_ @engineers_feed Google image search "degloving accidents". Wearing gloves around rotational tools is a big no-no.

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@datavortex I'm celebrating by fostering hate for the FDA!

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@kchristine Wrapping presents is also my love language. Already have the guest room bed filled with wrapping to do for the neighbors.

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@datavortex @petersuderman The hobbit trilogy would have been infinitely better as a single movie.

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@datavortex Ahhh but the $64k question now is "Can I yell it in a crowded theater?"

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@datavortex The medical industrial complex is going to do whatever it can to distract us from the fact that every facet of the entire system is perverse and broken in more ways than can be counted. This is just the topic dujour.

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@datavortex I'd like to see a man-in-the-street style interview asking people to indicate on an unlabeled map exactly which river and sea they are referring to. And then pressed on what that implies. These people are just regurgitating phrases they have no frame of reference for.

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@datavortex Multiculturalism has "utterly failed". - Angela Merkel over a decade ago. I remember when she said it. I was shocked.

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@themortal_coil @HammarProd @bradflix86 @EdKrassen That's a much better primer of what a ghost gun actually is I think, a lot of people have misconceptions about what actually makes a gun a gun. People should know a ghost gun takes more money or skill than one would think.

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@HammarProd @themortal_coil @bradflix86 @EdKrassen https://t.co/TRXQYoiJMg

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@datavortex Finally something non-controversial we can all agree on!

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@datavortex Are you over there having some kind of religious experience?

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@datavortex I wonder about those people and others who work in govt jobs. It seems to attract a certain type of person. Do they start out moribund or are they slowly suffocated by a lifetime of bureaucracy and having to work with the public?

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@datavortex The article does a good job of listing their failures, initially labelling phenylephrine as effective was probably one of them. So to be fair, perhaps they're getting it right this time? Oral PE is a placebo at best and a snake oil waste of money at worst.

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@datavortex Walmart greeter or running the country, your choice gramps!

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@datavortex It would be far less unethical if the joke were actually funny. Do better, ChatGPT.

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@datavortex A write-in for Citizens United.

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@datavortex Can't remember if already asked you but what's your itinerary?