Mr. Steal Your Worm

he/they, universal cuddle donor

[Mr. Steal Your Worm @bahoobastank]

I am the botulism clown

[Mr. Steal Your Worm @bahoobastank]

X . com won't show you this new gender flag because of the anti-woke agenda. @GRok is this real

[Mr. Steal Your Worm @bahoobastank]

@wizentrop Terrible performance at the Boonta Eve Classic though

[Mr. Steal Your Worm @bahoobastank]

@Axaxia88 This is the dumbest looking bird I've ever seen. It looks like the last soldier to fall in a medieval castle siege. He's got no prospects, he has no skills, he is ignorant to the greater machinations of the world

[Mr. Steal Your Worm @bahoobastank]

@BBingletron Came to me at work after hearing REM in a shop, workshopped on the home toilet.

[Mr. Steal Your Worm @bahoobastank]

Lead vocalist of R.E.M. getting his GEICO car insurance revoked after installing an aftermarket Nitros cannister under the seat of his reasonably priced 1990 Toyota sedan:
That's me in the Corona...
That's me in the 4-door...
I'm losing my Collision

[Mr. Steal Your Worm @bahoobastank]

@poeticdweller

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

i've had like 600 mg of caffeeine today which has given me the ability to read people's minds and they're all mad at me

[Mr. Steal Your Worm @bahoobastank]

@shrimpliker Kratom, but like, it's a little cagey about whether it's actually kratom or not, and the product packaging design is suuuper phoned in

[Mr. Steal Your Worm @bahoobastank]

@CopsGoneWrong

[Mr. Steal Your Worm @bahoobastank]

Degradee top Lady Liberty seeking dirty bottoms be like "give me your tired, your whores, your unwashed asses"

[Mr. Steal Your Worm @bahoobastank]

Watching two movies in a row starring Ryan Reynolds being an obnoxious dick

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

this new food delivery app actually looks pretty ethical

[Mr. Steal Your Worm @bahoobastank]

@UntamedScience Watchya using it for?

[Mr. Steal Your Worm @bahoobastank]

@SomaKazima WheelieYellow on YT is the RC driver/persona

[Mr. Steal Your Worm @bahoobastank]

Dominatrix who puts a spreader bar instead of a zipper on her gimp's suit because she loves what he has to say 🖤

[Mr. Steal Your Worm @bahoobastank]

I think the catch doth 22 too much

[beetle queen @madscientitz]

stop eating cobbler with the gobblers and come eat sherbert with a pervert

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Calling in bald to work tomorrow

[sarii @tekuteku_pikmin]

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