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[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i really love the phrase 'with all due respect' because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none.

[7rq @gloccnim]

When you find a mistake at work but it’s also Friday :

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

Now watch how it’ll be Monday in 2 minutes.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

What’s so hard about putting your names on WhatsApp???? I have no clue who “~🙏”is.

[JBS @jbsticks]

“Could be worse”

[jack @jackhw_]

british people at the end of their texts

[gurman. @gurmaaannn]

these England flags are confusing me cos do you want it to come home or do you want me sent back home

[ɴ.🫧 @luvblessingz]

when i remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

we’ll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[🗝️ @DiaryOfKeysus]

You asf

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today

[May🌺 @_ayandamay]

Someone said “Why do we have to say Mary J Blige whole name?” LMFAOOO

[Ada🌸 @Starrgirl_Ada]

Me in jail because none of my signatures ever come out the same

[s44nti @s44nti]

gasté dinero como si no hubiera mañana y si hubo mañana

[maha @mahaaaay]

can people stop pretending like an aperol spritz is good

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels when someone shows you a video thats not funny and over 2 minutes long

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

true friendship is allowing a certain level of ghosting to go unmentioned.

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

gifs when the joke is time sensitive

[h @ruinsunflower]

yes girl eat your first meal of the day at 3pm