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Oklahoma 📍 TUL

[baileeshrum @baileeebay]

@mopaigexo this is you

[Kaitlyn Bristowe @kaitlynbristowe]

Anyone else lie by ONE MINUTE when they’re meeting someone? “HAY GIRL I’m almost there. Uber says 9 mins”. (Uber definitely says 10 but 9 sounds better).

[Connor Obrochta @CObrochta33]

J.E.D - Just Extremely Dumb #TheBacheloretteFinale

[Shay Mooney @ShayMooney]

Most times in life you’re not gonna have all your ducks in a row.... you most likely won’t even have ducks period. MOST people don’t even have ducks. So yeah... DUCK OFF Susan.

[baileeshrum @baileeebay]

US 🤣

[Diggy Moreland @diggymoreland]

I don’t have a PhD in body language, but I do have two eyes and a ziplock bag of common sense.

My diagnosis: Cassie isn’t into this.

#thebachelor

[baileeshrum @baileeebay]

if you own a body suit you know.

[. @Irenezhac_]

Nothing makes me feel less sexy than being out on the town and having to snap my body suit in an awkward crouched position in the bathroom stall

[Kendall Long @itskendalllong]

Am I the only one who feels clostrophibic when I sleep with socks on?

[Cassie Randolph @CassieRandolph]

Peppermint essential oil for headaches is the real deal

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Your soulmate is really just the person you want to watch Netflix with every night.

[Cassie Randolph @CassieRandolph]

me every single day

[Johnny Bananas @johnnybananas]

Almonds are a great choice if you want to start snacking healthy. They're also a great choice if you want to stop having 10 dollars.

[baileeshrum @baileeebay]

I could really go for some @BadAssCoffee_ right now.

[Jenna Compono @JennaCompono]

Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for the laundry...Welcome to: THE CHAIR 💁🏼‍♀️

[baileeshrum @baileeebay]

I’ve never related to anything more.

[Wes Bergmann 🌋 @WestonBergmann]

Hey Netflix! Of course I wanna watch the next episode. You asking that is about as lame as when Chipotle asks me if I know guacamole is extra. The answer is yes, bitch.

[baileeshrum @baileeebay]

I think I enjoy @diggymoreland live tweeting #thebachelor more than actually watching bachelor.

[baileeshrum @baileeebay]

honestly same.

[Nikki Blackketter @itsnikkib]

Sometimes when I’m feeling lonely I like to further isolate myself in a little box of self pity inside my head and avoid everyone and everything and idk why my instincts do that
SEEMS COUNTER PRODUCTIVE BRAIN