Bailey Gibson

My response to 95% of life's problems is to make a spreadsheet.

[Bailey Gibson @bailey_denea]

"Don't always trust your eyes, sometimes you have to trust your heart."
- my 8 year old's advice when deciding to mix your breakfast cereals. This morning's concoction is Reese's Puffs and Fruit Loops.

[Bailey Gibson @bailey_denea]

I wish everyone would stop assuming when I ask for almond milk instead of whole milk, that I also don't want the whip cream
I'm just out here trying to limit my dairy, not ruin life

Sincerely,
A millennial who drank entirely too many gallons of milk as a child

[Scott Gibson @GibsonSTSEd]

Vacation in Galveston is starting off with coffee on a fishing pier. Best way to start things off.
@bailey_denea

[Bailey Gibson @bailey_denea]

10/10

[NWS Omaha @NWSOmaha]

One of the most common questions we get on snowfall posts is "how much for [my city]."

So no one feels left out, we went ahead and included every city on this map.

But for real, check out https://t.co/uYewUJgzE4 to get a forecast for your location.

[Bailey Gibson @bailey_denea]

@CrumblCookies 🍀 🫶

[Bailey Gibson @bailey_denea]

My 4 year old daughter when I ask her how to do the thing she's asking me to do...

[Bailey Gibson @bailey_denea]

My new favorite word game:
I played https://t.co/uIJeSXYl0G #107 and got it in 85 guesses.

🟩🟩 20
🟨🟨 15
🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 50

[Bailey Gibson @bailey_denea]

🤩

[Scott Gibson @GibsonSTSEd]

Well, that's fixed. This weekend we take on the next aesthetic blunder, linoleum in the kitchen.
@bailey_denea

[Bailey Gibson @bailey_denea]

@GibsonSTSEd Saying goodbye to the days of picking play dough out of the carpet 🥳

[Scott Gibson @GibsonSTSEd]

Fixing one of life's greatest mistakes: a carpeted dining room.

[Scott Gibson @GibsonSTSEd]

Nebraska dads: Hopefully you took advantage of the late kickoff to get your pumpkin patch day in.
#pumpkinseason #BeatIndiana

[Jacob Kaplan @JacobKaplan17]

College tour guide trying to spin the negative aspects of the school

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Speak midwestern

No Yeah = Yes

Yeah no = No

Yeah no for sure = Definitely

Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry unfortunately, the answer is yes

No yeah no = oh yeah nothing to worry about

Welp: exclamation before it’s time to go or “I guess that’s how it goes”

Ope: shorthand apology

[Bailey Gibson @bailey_denea]

"Don't light your face on fire."
-Chase, 7
Happy 4th of July!

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Official weather report for April 7: it’s not terrible, but it’s the wind that gets ya

[MPS Human Resources @MPSHR]

Ready to pass on the art and science of a skilled and technical education to the next generation of careers in high demand? Teach industrial arts classes related to engineering, carpentry, woods, construction, and technology. #SHINEwithMPS #STEMTeacher @MWHSWildcats #Proud2bMPS

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The Midwestern urge to drive with the windows down as soon as it’s above 40°

[Bailey Gibson @bailey_denea]

I feel so much older after finding out that Zac Efron has started playing dad characters.