robbie bailey

[Pandemos @ThePandemos]

Urinal cakes are cakes. It's literally the name of the product

Democratic People's Republic of Korea is a Democratic Republic. It's literally in the name of the country

Jellyfish are fish. It's literally in the name

For the last time, read history

The Nazis weren't socialist.

[Covie @covie_93]

Republicans being in control of Texas for 30 years and running in 2026 on a platform of fixing problems in Texas is funny to me.

[𝑱 @OnlyPlayer_J]

Kids are now pausing their street games so I can pass.

[mishi @hunterch4fer]

I'm sorry parrot in a raincoat I must continue scrolling but just know you've changed my life for the better

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

To everyone who's upset that trump's name was removed from the Kennedy center i would like to point out that you can find his name mentioned more than 30 thousand times in the epstein files 👍

[Kamikaze Cash @kamikazecash]

As a dad weighing in, have kids if you want to. Don’t have kids if you don’t want to.

Children will change 100% of your life’s activities. I can’t think of any aspect of life that is not drastically changed by having kids.

It is the most consequential decision you’ll make. It is a lifelong labor of love. It’s not trivial.

“Jesus wants you to have kids.”
- Jesus didn’t even have kids

“Social security will go insolvent”
- Govt’s problem, not yours

“Your ancestors are counting on you”
- No they’re not. They’re dead.

“Bloodlines!”
- Only relevant if you are a monarch

All of these arguments are fake and dumb. Have kids if you want them, and don’t have kids if you don’t. You owe no one an explanation.

[Reed Carringer @rcarringer]

Yes. I’m in favor of tax dollars paying for literacy. Hope this helps!

[Dredgen Sale century of humiliation @destiny_thememe]

Tbf i like that we're getting plenty of outlet coverage and i feel like at this point sony probably at least have caught wind of the petition (or at least of the community doing something). and i know those greedy mfs wont listen but hey. We're doing something

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Honestly pure dictator shit. A real democracy would immediately imprison him for even trying this

[Jenni @hashjenni]

People dumping Trump over gas prices and not child rape is scary.

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

he’s right those are the two options

[Evan Sowards @EvanSowards]

If you go to a Kanye West concert in 2026 you’re a fucking loser

[Coach Aaron @vettepassby35]

I’ve never had this mentality. Idc that I had to pay for my college, if the next generation got to go for free I would be the first in line to vote for it

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

One year with my girl 🩷 I hate the circumstances that brought us together but I am the luckiest girl in the world to be her person. I'd go through hell with you all over again, tonton. I'm so glad you're here 🩷

[Haunts Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

So the trick is I really like my wife and kids

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

The fundamental problem isn’t a lack of access to the files, it’s that the world knows Trump raped children and still nothing is done

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Nixon was forced to resign the Presidency, the first person ever to do so, because he covered up a botched break-in to steal some intel from his opposition. The GOP itself turned on him. They knew there were lines a President can't cross.

50 yrs later, they're hiding child rape.

[Priya Patel @priyaee]

In NO WORLD should this name be redacted