Brock Hoffman held a bit of grudge against the Browns for cutting him early in his career. He gave the pregame speech today; too. Today meant a little something to him.
“I always say, getting cut at the time sucked, but it was the biggest blessing for me because my career went up from there.”
do you think the founding fathers would have gone 10 toes down for the First Amendment if they knew it would lead to speakerphone conversations at restaurants or on public transit
Going to NYC next week, currently looking for things to performatively do on the Subway to look cool. If anyone has a green Gameboy Color or an extremely worn paperback of The Count of Monte Cristo I can borrow please lmk.
This will be the year that I hit it big in McDonald’s Monopoly. I am one Water Works piece away from a $5,000 Best Buy shopping spree that will change my family forever. I promise to not forget about my true friends when this happens.
Calling George W. Bush: I can actually do pull-ups now. Can I retroactively take the Presidential Fitness Test 20 years later? On the caveat that I will NOT do the V-sit.