Bailey Bradshaw

I get suprised when people stay friends with me longer then a few months

[Bailey Bradshaw @baileybooboy]

How do people grow up? I seriously want to get a jump on life but don’t know where to start

[Bailey Bradshaw @baileybooboy]

My body is a temple therefore I should be tax exempt.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

You can’t make this stuff up. Trump promised over and over again that he would bring back American jobs that have been outsourced to China. Instead of working to bring back outsourced jobs, he is now pledging to help create jobs in China. https://t.co/Gnin2zK3pO

[Taylor @thelordsbubbles]

Tough but fair

[Bailey Bradshaw @baileybooboy]

I had such a great Valentine's Day last year why does this year have to be depressing 😩

[Bailey Bradshaw @baileybooboy]

Looks at dog
"Malululula, mulalalala"

[Bailey Bradshaw @baileybooboy]

Today was great a guy walked up to me said he can tell I'm a hard worker who gets the job done and offered me a job. This job is gold!

[Bailey Bradshaw @baileybooboy]

Fun fact if you and your day with a cold shower your day is just as bad as when it started

[Bailey Bradshaw @baileybooboy]

The only head I want is talking heads, but I did not get that so I'm going to David Byrne instead .

[Bailey Bradshaw @baileybooboy]

She used to be damn, but now she extra damn!, because she got a little damn. #cautionarywhale

[Bailey Bradshaw @baileybooboy]

Guess I should sell my snowboard stuff while it is still worth money... seeing as we won't be having winter in Utah again...

[Bailey Bradshaw @baileybooboy]

Maybe I missed the boat...

[Bailey Bradshaw @baileybooboy]

My girlfriend decided to fuck me with a pregnancy test... It came back positive.

[Bailey Bradshaw @baileybooboy]

What would I do without @chadkultgen snap chat?

[Bailey Bradshaw @baileybooboy]

@daniellefox05 agreed! I heard your rant people suck

[Bailey Bradshaw @baileybooboy]

@daniellefox05 I'm going to go thanks 🙏

[Bailey Bradshaw @baileybooboy]

@daniellefox05 what if there not really your friend any more and they still don't get the hint?

[Bailey Bradshaw @baileybooboy]

How do you tell someone kindly that you don't want to go to there farewell party to join the army, because you think the army is awful?

[Bailey Bradshaw @baileybooboy]

@IZLtheShizl probably should not even be looking at a Rolex