Bailey Bread

I’m just a well meaning egg

[nathan @868nathan]

Nobody :

Me after eating a large meal : “Now for something sweet..”

[Carrie Wittmer 👻 @carriesnotscary]

the Suez Canal today

[Bailey Bread @baileybrett23]

@danieldredge_ That’s just part of its charm

[Bailey Bread @baileybrett23]

Sonic water is so good.

[Patrick Sullivan @PatchNavillus]

Teenagers in Grease be like: on my way to school

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

On this day in 44 BC, Julius Caesar looked around and said, "Kind of a weird vibe in here."

[Bailey Bread @baileybrett23]

@mikesmicYT No no no, you look like Nikola Tesla lowkey though

[Bailey Bread @baileybrett23]

I need to find some more Girl Scouts ASAP. I’m almost out of the 3 boxes I bought Friday 😢

[Shadow And Bone @shadowandbone_]

To destroy the Shadow Fold, we're going to need a miracle. Shadow and Bone premieres April 23 on Netflix.

[Rads @_radsy]

John. Jacob. Jingleheimer. Schmidt. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony—

[Bailey Bread @baileybrett23]

This Valentine’s Day, I’m just thankful I don’t work at a hotel anymore. Specifically because of Valentine’s Day.

[Bailey Bread @baileybrett23]

@Daniikiins4 Dude if I had a dollar for every time I got called mom.... and more recently, unfortunately, grandma 😂🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[Bailey Bread @baileybrett23]

A few weeks ago somebody gave me an excited peace sign wave on the freeway because we have the same car & I didn’t process it in time to excitedly peace back. I still think about it and feel guilty.

[atzin ♡ @atziiiiiiiiin]

when i win the lottery i’m gonna buy every single ticket for a harry styles concert so when he comes out it’s just

[cam @climaxximus]

me: help, my house is burning down!

mrs doubtfire: *narrows eyes* prove it